Aerofox

based on one of my bizarre dreams I had a dream where I woke up into a seemingly normal Saturday morning. Acting on my usual routine, I attended to my morning endeavours and took a walk around my villa. I haven't forgotten about my spouse, who is also staying with me on the Villa. She's currently out on a series of retreats. For half a year, I was alone, being faithful on her promise that she'll be back today, this afternoon. As I skipped past my library in deep thought, the doorbell rang. Filled with mild enthusiasm and curiosity, I rushed to the villa gates, hoping it was her. I opened the gate, and it wasn't her. It was a person of 6 feet tall, covered in a black robe. I spoke with a careful tone, due to his ominousness. "Hello?" I greeted. He spoke in a deep, raspy voice. "Good day. I am here to speak to you about the Avengers Initiative." In shock, I immediately asked, "How can you tell that I can be a superhero? Or even have powers? Are you a SHIELD agent? A Mason?" "No. I am greater than the both of those scums." "Then who are you?" -- as I was asking that, I saw a badge gleam under his robe, partly spelling out... 'slam' He took his black robe off, and revealed himself. Suddenly charging towards me, I saw his name tag, and it says that his name is...

Used to, then I stopped wearing head accessories in general. TPBM knows (and has played one round of) Cards Against Humanities.

Effect

You can't serve two masters.

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Could you post a screenshot of the error? :o

Ecstatic

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Korean. spicy, like my mixtapes Cake or cupcake?

Aesthetic

holy fuck i look like a peasant on this pic fk dis idea

*taken from Wikipedia TPBM has a collection of any kind.

Nooooo D: TPBM likes to eat.

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Premonition

ballpark