Granted.
1. You got shot & died.
2. Then you got ran over; died again.
3. Your dog bit you & gave you rabies; died again.
4. Your significant partner cheated on you. You killed yourself.
5. You're Sean Bean, You die TWICE.
6. It's new years, a firework hit you in the face. You exploded... and died.
7. You wish made you live long enough to see everybody you love die, you got depressed & you killed yourself.
8. George RR Martin decided to write your fate. You died rather violently.
9. You turn into a cockroach & the person above your post stopped on you. You died.
I wish I can corrupt more wishes >;3