Ok, one more from me:
A guy relaxing at the beach is approached by 3 beautiful girls.
The first one says, "You look like you need a hug. Have you ever been hugged before?"
The guy is a little puzzled by the question, but decides to answer no. Before he knows it, the first girl hugs him.
The second girl moves in a little closer and asks, "Have you ever been kissed before?"
After what happen with the first question, he again answers no. And surely enough, the second girl leans over and gives him a light kiss on the lips.
The last girl crawls up to his ear and whispers, "Have you ever been f*cked before?"
And the guy replies, "Definitely not!"
Then the last girl says, "Well, you are now. There's a tidal wave coming!"