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you can buy apples from an npc for 15 zeny each >.>

Granted, But everyone dies except for a chocobo left to rule the world I wish I was patchworks

O_O that was random. My favourite jokes so far are: sarduarkar 's bear joke ngasalaja 's swimmer joke and rei 's she male joke Ill be announcing the winner soon!

Wow he's gonna take this to court O_O XD LOL LMAO

I gotta say third one XD

Did you not just read what I wrote? I said 1 joke 2 is pushing it. If anyone writes more then 2 jokes I won't read them. SO CHOOSE YOUR JOKE CAREFULLY Although I liked the swimmer joke ;D

Thanks for correcting me ^^ Not only are you buffed but your one smart ass :P (I just saw your picture) Anyways, I have chosen a few jokes that have given me a chuckle. Here they are: Sapphirel: A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service." rei: Whilst enjoying a drink with a friend one night, Dan decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place. The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her flat they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it. Finally, Dan being totally spent rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies. Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Dan begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" "No, don't be daft," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demands the Dan. Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies, "That's me before the operation."(plastic surgery) calintz1218: An elderly couple, both well into their seventies, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises his eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says goodbye to them. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the therapist to watch again. The therapist is a bit puzzled, but he agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problem, pays the doctor, then leaves. Finally, after five weeks of this routine, the doctor says, I'm sorry, but I have to ask you something. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married so we can't go to mine. The Holiday Inn charges $98 and the Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Blue Cross." C'mon people. make me laugh so hard that Ill spit whatever I'm drinking onto my monitor :D And please don't post more than 1 joke. By posting more than one your spamming up the topic, and making me waste me time reading them, so if your going to post a joke make sure its really REALLY GOOD!

1337 ragnarok hacks with invincibility, 1 hit kills, 999999999 zeny, and GM commands @nuke FTW

So you want a dex belt huh? Well post the funniest joke you've ever read or heard. Ill pick the funniest one and give me dex belt to you ^^ DUE DATE: Whenever I feel like ending it, but most likely some time this week. PRIZE: If you don't know what it is your retarded <EDIT> The prize was changed to a vit belt since my fag cousin took my dex belt when I lent him my account

Okies thanks ^_^ Ill still try and stay active on the forums though, since we have such a nice community to talk to.

granted, but it had a crappy ending, and when you went to play online you got pwnt. I wish I could live forever

Im taking a break from Forsaken Ro T.T, or should I say I'm already taking a break. I haven't been on much lately. And I don't know when Ill be back, but it wont be anywhere around the next 4-5months. Im gonna be greedy and keep all my stuff including my QPONZZZ and any other donation items I have. I thinking about giving away my dex belt though, since even if I come back I won't need it :P So convince me or give me some ideas on how to give it away. I had a wonderful time at this server, sadly most of my old friends have already left. GIMMIE DEX B3LT PL0X

Granted, but your head exploded because you weren't able to comprehend the thought of a uncorrupt wish. I wish nothing existed

How do you randomly pick a name? Close your eyes at point your finger at the screen?

I found the guy stuck in the ice but when I click him nothing happens

Dam you guys are lucky.

no thx. I dont need carat cards. I just finished that quest. And I dont need any valk armor since I have forsaken set :P and ellite set :P

Looks really good, Ill try it out over the christmas break.

Well in Pvp, you shouldn't: 1. Kill people that are sitting 2. Kill people that are chatting 3. Kill people that are stronger than you XP Sad to say I do alot of these things, and sometimes I may kill the same person over and over. But if they ask me to stop I will. If they just dont say anything then I try to keep on killing them:P I know it makes me a jerk, but sometimes I just get bored of sitting around and chatting in Pvp. I mean its not called Pvp room for nothing right? Anyways, my point is if your gonna kill someone try and be nice about. I know it sounds kinda weird, but you can make alot of friends like that. Happy Pvping.

Howd you get your thana card? At a 0.01% drop rate. Or did you get yours when the server go restarted a long time ago and drop rate was 10%

Thats the sickest combination ever O_O jap, chinese, and viet. I wish I was you. O, and btw WELCOME XP

Pm Kiwi Tree, I want da stormy knight

2STR belts Valk helm [2] Donation Cloak[2] GTB card Donation Shoes[2] 2x FBH AND 1 vit belt :P

Pm Kiwi Tree with your offers. Sell it to me before someone else does :P

Windows 2k+ Cheese or crackers?