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Granted but then.. like in the movie Darth Vader would quickly and suddenly, without you realizing it, held you up in mid-air while you struggle helplessly and then throws you into the depths of infinite darkness.. forever lost and forever gone. Without you, to even had the chance to use your power.

I wish I could stay awake right now because I'm really sleepy at my work place.

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Granted. When you lie down on the bed, it retracts and traps you, breaking your bones.

I wish for cool nightmares.

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Granted. But the medicine lid is too hard for you to open, so you die from whatever ailment you're suffering from.I hope you get better soon

I wish for the ability to pause time

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Granted, but you're not excluded from the pausing of time.

I wish for a ballpen that has infinite amounts of ink.

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Granted, but you can only pause time when you fart.

I wish I can join the military for a day and get a dog tag for myself.

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Granted, but Asriel was only your friend for a day, until he could use you...and after that yall became strangers!

 

I wish for a comfy computer chair!

Edited by Amicable
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Granted but whenever you take a sit it ejects you rocketing through the roof/window!

 

I wish to have a infinite supply of Bananas!

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Granted but they all turn rotten when you eat them

 

I wish I could eat meat again T.T

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granted, but your eyesight will only be good at seeing creepy pastas and your worst nightmares - nothing good.

 

I wish life has savepoints, and when everything is not going my way, I can always load back to those savepoints.

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granted but you'll just keep dying so it's useless.

 

I wish that people in FRO will behave smart and sensible this coming Christmas.

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20 minutes ago, Ares said:

granted but you'll just keep dying so it's useless.

 

I wish that people in FRO will behave smart and sensible this coming Christmas.

Granted but they will all become delinquents when they open their christmas gifts

 

I wish for a new phone this coming christmas

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1 minute ago, Yatogami said:

Granted but they will all become delinquents when they open their christmas gifts

 

I wish for a new phone this coming christmas

granted but you'll get a new 3210 Nokia phone.

I wish to get the new iPhone 7 anytime this December.

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Just now, Ares said:

granted but you'll get a new 3210 Nokia phone.

I wish to get the new iPhone 7 anytime this December.

OMG this made my night LOL

Granted but the new iPhone 8 was released on january 2018 LOL

 

I wish for a fountain of Ice Cream

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Just now, Yatogami said:

OMG this made my night LOL

Granted but the new iPhone 8 was released on january 2018 LOL

 

I wish for a fountain of Ice Cream

 

Granted. But it's all frozen.

 

I wish to have great people who are so great, they call themselves Great.

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Just now, Ares said:

 

Granted. But it's all frozen.

 

I wish to have great people who are so great, they call themselves Great.

Granted but The Great became too great that they turned into awesome (You lost me there)

 

I wish for a bucket of chicken nuggets

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Granted, But then you were going to take a bite and you woke up. :D

I wish for the next person's comment shall grant my wish to corrupt my wish but then he will change his mind and shall not corrupt my wish but then he realize that the wish should be corrupted and he will corrupt my wish and then he change his mind that he will not comment but feels like i was fooling him and he will comment but he realize that what wish he should make and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then. O___________O

Edited by SweetTooth
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granted but since I am a God, I shall nullify every statement you gave. Your computer will die in 2 days...

I wish for a fruitful year this coming 2017. Anyone who tries to corrupt this wish shall be in bad luck for the whole year of 2017.

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Granted but while you are having a fruitful year we will exchange soul/body for that year and will change back after the bad luck.

I wish for never ending Nightmare.

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Granted but everyone except you will experience never ending nightmare.

I Wish for a wish to wish the wish you wish to wish.



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