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High Crimes and Misdemeanors
By Styx
They want you to believe
The unbelievable
They say we should accept
The unacceptable
Forget your common sense
It isn't sensible
Good times for fools and dreamers
Watch 'em all deny
The undeniable
See how they refute
The irrefutable
They're ready to defend
The indefensible
High times for lawyer schemers
They say we must forgive
The unforgivable
They want us to respect
The unrespectable
The pious and the hip
So hypocritical
High crimes and misdemeanors
[chorus]
Hip hop hip-ocracy hip hop
Hip hop hip-ocracy hip hop
Hip hop hip-ocracy hip hop
See how they explain
The inexplicable
Watch 'em all debate
The undebatable
Apparently a lie
Is never liable
Prime time for talk show screamers
They say we constitute
The constitutional
With justice here for all
So justifiable
I'm tryin' not to laugh
But man it's laughable
High crimes and misdemeanors
And so
Today we find
They've changed their minds
They've switched their points of view
Oh what tangled webs they weave
When their beliefs ain't really
What they believe
[Chorus]
And so
Today we find
They've changed their minds
They've switched their points of view
Oh what tangled webs they weave
When their beliefs ain't really
What they believe
They're trying to divide
The indivisible
Because they think we're fools
So foolable
I'm tryin' not to laugh
But man it's laughable
Boom times for wall street dreamers
They want you to believe
The unbelievable
They say we should accept
The unacceptable
The pious and the hip
So hypocritical
High crimes and misdemeanors
High crimes and misdemeanors
High crimes and misdemeanors
Hip hop hip-ocracy hip hop
Hip hop hip-ocracy hip hop
Hip hop hip-ocracy hip hop
Hip
Car keys, cellphone, stilleto, change, wallet, a pen, guitar pick, pack of orbitz, a map of the magic house, class ring, lint, a ribbon for the gay alliance(wtf?)
If this dissolves into a flame war, I will start a discussion with the rest of the staff about banning these kinds of topics from the forums. Forever. And if that goes through, anyone making this kind of topic will be temp-banned for 3 days. So, with that in mind, keep this CLEAN. Squeaky clean.
I work at a snack bar in the bowling alley. There's a giant menu above the front counter and a couple green menu's on the counter. This one woman walked up to me and my friend that I work with and asked, "Do you sell food here?" After we answered yes, she walked away. About 10 minutes later she comes back and asks, "Can I order food here?" We both ran into the back and started laughing our asses off at her stupidity.