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I'll start xD

Are you from TENNESSEE? Coz you're the only Ten I See XD

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Boy: hey girl, u some kinda soap or sumthin??

Girl: huh? why what?

Boy: cuz i love you..

*silence*

Boy: OOPS!! I slipped B-)

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boy; ur like an ifrit?

girl: why. wanna kill me like that mvp?

boy:No not like that.. coz ur hot like a flame that making me feels hot...

tsk tsk tsk

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*Room Scenario*

Boy: Are you an interior decorator?

Girl: Huh ? Why ? ...

Boy: 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.

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Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .

all I'm asking for is one from you. <3 ayiee :">

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Boy: *crying*

Girl: why are you crying?

Boy: naw its nuthin ...

Girl: need a hug?

Boy Sure :>

DAMOOOOVES!!!

Boy: *crying*

Girl: why are you crying?

Boy: naw its nuthin ...

Girl: need a hug?

Boy Sure :>

DAMOOOOVES!!!

ISTORYAHiiii !!!!

Boy.. Damn i wanna stole something...

Girl.. What?

Boy.. your heart <3

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ISTORYAHiiii !!!!

Bisaya ka bai? kay ako ou xD (translated: are you bisaya bro? because I am)

Boy: Last night i sent an angel to guard you

Girl: :">

Boy: but then the angel came back xD

Girl: D: why is that?

Boy: the angel said,"We don't watch over other angels"

BOOM!!!!

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Bisaya ka bai? kay ako ou xD (translated: are you bisaya bro? because I am)

Boy: Last night i sent an angel to guard you

Girl: :">

Boy: but then the angel came back xD

Girl: D: why is that?

Boy: the angel said,"We don't watch over other angels"

BOOM!!!!

bai taga davao ka right? kami pod ni james taga davao pod meng 2. pero d me pure bisaya kay ilonggo me.

translated: Bro u liv in davao right? as wel as me and jameswe both live in davao.. but were not pure bisaya coz were ilonggos..]

note: Giatay na forum kinanlan pa ug interpreter. (no need translation)

Boy: feels like ill be send to the mental hospital

Girl: are you crazy?

Boy: yeah crazy for you.. :)

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bai taga davao ka right? kami pod ni james taga davao pod meng 2. pero d me pure bisaya kay ilonggo me.

translated: Bro u liv in davao right? as wel as me and jameswe both live in davao.. but were not pure bisaya coz were ilonggos..]

xD weeeeee i'm not the lone player in davao xD woot woot!! nice to meet ya gais ^^

Boy: *looking at girl*

Girl: What are you lookin at?

Boy: My whole world ^_^

Girl: :">

awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea

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ur oviosly a playboy dude... hahaha

nice meeting u too dude. where at mintal..

Girls at school drool when they see me B-)

Dude im at Iwha, Dumoy(commonly known as Toril) xD we're near to each other OMG XD

ok more pick up lines..

Boy: *Not looking at the girl*

Girl: Why dont you look at me? T-T

Boy: I can't >.<

Girl: D: Why not?

Boy: because... your smile makes glows so brightly >.<

Girl: :">

AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAA

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Boy pick up: are single?

Girl: yes

boy pick: coz dead is in the funeral

Boy back up: you cant live without love!! wooo boy pick up

yeeaaaaahh hahahhaa

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Uhhh.. i dont seem to understand anything about this topic :/

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Uhhh.. i dont seem to understand anything about this topic :/

o realy?

ey paulo why dont give vic an example of this that hits so hard unto the heart and bones. :D

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o realy?

ey paulo why dont give vic an example of this that hits so hard unto the heart and bones. :D

xD she cant understand ur english xD maybe thats why xD

how bout u make a pick-up line for her xD

remember: pick-up lines only work if the girl likes you xD

if they dont geddit, it means they dont like you one bit xD

another pick up line ^^

Boy: *brought a bouqet of roses, 9 real and 1 synthetic*

Girl: whats this? :D

Boy: I love you til all of these roses die :3

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea

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xD she cant understand ur english xD maybe thats why xD

how bout u make a pick-up line for her xD

remember: pick-up lines only work if the girl likes you xD

if they dont geddit, it means they dont like you one bit xD

Ambot sa kanding na naay BAngs!

hehhehe

boy: my hear shapes like frame

girl: why

boy: coz thers a picture of you :)

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boy: my hear shapes like frame

girl: why

boy: coz thers a picture of you :)

i dont geddit xD

Boy: hey are you lost? :3

Girl: why?

Boy: Because heaven is a long way from here :3

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA

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boy: im sea sick

gay: why?

boy: seeing you makes me sick! x_x

wahahahaha!

xD LOL that's actually an insult xD she gonna slap u in da face xD

Boy: *secretly stole girl's phone*

Girl: Where's my cellphone?? D:

Boy: DUnno D: whered you lose it??

Girl: *turns around to look for lost phone*

Boy: it's there!! behind ur ear xD

Girl: huh?

Boy: *doing magic xD acting like he got phone from ear, while holding a small rose*

Girl: .... :">

XD i actually did that to a girl i liked xD she turned red all of a sudden xD

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xD LOL that's actually an insult xD she gonna slap u in da face xD

Boy back up: Seing girl with BF..



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