plok123 Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 I'll start xD Are you from TENNESSEE? Coz you're the only Ten I See XD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameslamela Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 boy: beautiful morning girl: o.O boy: as beautiful as you... <3 girl: D: bang!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bboygarrison Posted May 25, 2013 Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 (edited) Boy: hey girl, u some kinda soap or sumthin?? Girl: huh? why what? Boy: cuz i love you.. *silence* Boy: OOPS!! I slipped B-) Edited May 25, 2013 by bboygarrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellysky Posted May 25, 2013 Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 boy; ur like an ifrit? girl: why. wanna kill me like that mvp? boy:No not like that.. coz ur hot like a flame that making me feels hot... tsk tsk tsk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bboygarrison Posted May 25, 2013 Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 Boy: girl, you're smile is like a jellopy xD Girl: Why?! D: Boy: because... to me, it's priceless B-) awwwwwwwwwwww yea XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince_Jester Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) *Room Scenario* Boy: Are you an interior decorator? Girl: Huh ? Why ? ... Boy: 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful. Edited June 6, 2013 by Prince_Jester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bboygarrison Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 Boy: Are u a thanatos? Girl: Huh? Why? Boy: Cuz i want you so badly xD awwwwwwwwwwwwww yea!~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince_Jester Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. . all I'm asking for is one from you. <3 ayiee :"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bboygarrison Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Boy: *crying* Girl: why are you crying? Boy: naw its nuthin ... Girl: need a hug? Boy Sure :> DAMOOOOVES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellysky Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Boy: *crying* Girl: why are you crying? Boy: naw its nuthin ... Girl: need a hug? Boy Sure :> DAMOOOOVES!!! Boy: *crying* Girl: why are you crying? Boy: naw its nuthin ... Girl: need a hug? Boy Sure :> DAMOOOOVES!!! ISTORYAHiiii !!!! Boy.. Damn i wanna stole something... Girl.. What? Boy.. your heart <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameslamela Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Boy: *crying* Girl: why are you crying? Boy: naw its nuthin ... Girl: need a hug? Boy Sure :> DAMOOOOVES!!! fuck yeah!!! it worked! hahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bboygarrison Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 ISTORYAHiiii !!!! Bisaya ka bai? kay ako ou xD (translated: are you bisaya bro? because I am) Boy: Last night i sent an angel to guard you Girl: :"> Boy: but then the angel came back xD Girl: D: why is that? Boy: the angel said,"We don't watch over other angels" BOOM!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellysky Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 (edited) Bisaya ka bai? kay ako ou xD (translated: are you bisaya bro? because I am) Boy: Last night i sent an angel to guard you Girl: :"> Boy: but then the angel came back xD Girl: D: why is that? Boy: the angel said,"We don't watch over other angels" BOOM!!!! bai taga davao ka right? kami pod ni james taga davao pod meng 2. pero d me pure bisaya kay ilonggo me. translated: Bro u liv in davao right? as wel as me and jameswe both live in davao.. but were not pure bisaya coz were ilonggos..] note: Giatay na forum kinanlan pa ug interpreter. (no need translation) Boy: feels like ill be send to the mental hospital Girl: are you crazy? Boy: yeah crazy for you.. :) Edited June 9, 2013 by nellysky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bboygarrison Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 bai taga davao ka right? kami pod ni james taga davao pod meng 2. pero d me pure bisaya kay ilonggo me. translated: Bro u liv in davao right? as wel as me and jameswe both live in davao.. but were not pure bisaya coz were ilonggos..] xD weeeeee i'm not the lone player in davao xD woot woot!! nice to meet ya gais ^^ Boy: *looking at girl* Girl: What are you lookin at? Boy: My whole world ^_^ Girl: :"> awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellysky Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 ur oviosly a playboy dude... hahaha nice meeting u too dude. where at mintal.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bboygarrison Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) ur oviosly a playboy dude... hahaha nice meeting u too dude. where at mintal.. Girls at school drool when they see me B-) Dude im at Iwha, Dumoy(commonly known as Toril) xD we're near to each other OMG XD ok more pick up lines.. Boy: *Not looking at the girl* Girl: Why dont you look at me? T-T Boy: I can't >.< Girl: D: Why not? Boy: because... your smile makes glows so brightly >.< Girl: :"> AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAA Edited June 10, 2013 by bboygarrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellysky Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 Boy pick up: are single? Girl: yes boy pick: coz dead is in the funeral Boy back up: you cant live without love!! wooo boy pick up yeeaaaaahh hahahhaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 Uhhh.. i dont seem to understand anything about this topic :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellysky Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) Uhhh.. i dont seem to understand anything about this topic :/ o realy? ey paulo why dont give vic an example of this that hits so hard unto the heart and bones. :D Edited June 10, 2013 by nellysky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bboygarrison Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 o realy? ey paulo why dont give vic an example of this that hits so hard unto the heart and bones. :D xD she cant understand ur english xD maybe thats why xD how bout u make a pick-up line for her xD remember: pick-up lines only work if the girl likes you xD if they dont geddit, it means they dont like you one bit xD another pick up line ^^ Boy: *brought a bouqet of roses, 9 real and 1 synthetic* Girl: whats this? :D Boy: I love you til all of these roses die :3 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellysky Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 xD she cant understand ur english xD maybe thats why xD how bout u make a pick-up line for her xD remember: pick-up lines only work if the girl likes you xD if they dont geddit, it means they dont like you one bit xD Ambot sa kanding na naay BAngs! hehhehe boy: my hear shapes like frame girl: why boy: coz thers a picture of you :) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bboygarrison Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 (edited) boy: my hear shapes like frame girl: why boy: coz thers a picture of you :) i dont geddit xD Boy: hey are you lost? :3 Girl: why? Boy: Because heaven is a long way from here :3 AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA Edited June 11, 2013 by bboygarrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameslamela Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 (edited) boy: im sea sick gay: why? boy: seeing you makes me sick! x_x wahahahaha! Edited June 11, 2013 by jameslamela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bboygarrison Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 boy: im sea sick gay: why? boy: seeing you makes me sick! x_x wahahahaha! xD LOL that's actually an insult xD she gonna slap u in da face xD Boy: *secretly stole girl's phone* Girl: Where's my cellphone?? D: Boy: DUnno D: whered you lose it?? Girl: *turns around to look for lost phone* Boy: it's there!! behind ur ear xD Girl: huh? Boy: *doing magic xD acting like he got phone from ear, while holding a small rose* Girl: .... :"> XD i actually did that to a girl i liked xD she turned red all of a sudden xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellysky Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 xD LOL that's actually an insult xD she gonna slap u in da face xD Boy back up: Seing girl with BF.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
