Forum~ Posted May 19, 2014 Report Posted May 19, 2014 Then you got banned. I wish I were stuck in a time loop between the day of my birth and the end of high school (in actuality, no, that would be depressing).
qperteplex Posted May 19, 2014 Report Posted May 19, 2014 Granted but you broke the time space continuum which just loops you continuously being born unable to speak but with full awareness of whats happening I wish to be the best tekken player in the world kicking the a** of those south koreans D:<
sshinytoyguns Posted May 19, 2014 Report Posted May 19, 2014 Granted, but then Laura came and broke your record and dropped you like it's hot Ling Xiaoyu style! ;) I wish I can corrupt more wishes here. :3
-Si- Posted May 20, 2014 Report Posted May 20, 2014 Granted, but your wish to corrupt someones wish actually made their wish come true and they lived happily ever after. I wish for my wish to have no more loans to not be corrupted and that when granted it shall not have any negative side effects and nor can any forum post as well.
sshinytoyguns Posted May 20, 2014 Report Posted May 20, 2014 God damn you f00ker... xD Granted, but where there is a will there is a way. SOOOO your wish still got corrupted the so called "no more loans" and created a massive financial shift downfall. Stocks fell, shit skyrocketed, caused mass hysteria, and created riot among humans that involves killing and cannibalism. I wish I was a Pokemon and get chosen to fight a huge kaiju spawning from the Pacific Rim. xD
Royals™ Posted May 21, 2014 Report Posted May 21, 2014 Granted, but you are a level 5 magicarp I wish i own everyone so i decide each person's fate >:)
Dus Posted May 21, 2014 Report Posted May 21, 2014 Granted but then God sniped you down even before you could think of a thought. I wish the Purge was real
sshinytoyguns Posted May 21, 2014 Report Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) Granted, but the purge only happened on your buttcheeks... :3 I wish Dustin could spy on me regarding that one boy. ;) Edited May 21, 2014 by sshinytoyguns
Dus Posted May 21, 2014 Report Posted May 21, 2014 Granted but then the things i found it is :x I wish I wish my wish wont get corrupted due to the wish's consequences I see a Tekken Player here Pro Lili/Nina/Ana/LX user here
Forum~ Posted May 24, 2014 Report Posted May 24, 2014 What wish? 0 * anything = 0, aheuhauaehue. I wish I was the only human left on Earth.
Forum~ Posted May 25, 2014 Report Posted May 25, 2014 Granted, then all the men in the world aside from you succumbed to a man-killing disease. Then you were alone and you died sad. I wish everyone now had biological immortality.
mzvlle Posted July 3, 2014 Report Posted July 3, 2014 Granted but everybody else will have a partner / significant other & you're the only lonely one. And everyone without a partner dies within 24 hours. I wish to be the happiest man in history.
Aerofox Posted July 3, 2014 Report Posted July 3, 2014 Granted, you're happy due to a mental disorder that makes you happy all your life. I wish for a pony.
mzvlle Posted July 3, 2014 Report Posted July 3, 2014 Granted. It's dead and it's rotting corpse pollutes your water supply with a bacteria that's undetectable by senses or any advance technology, killing everybody you love and know. I wish for a cure for all types of cancer.
Amicable Posted July 7, 2014 Author Report Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but the documents that had the cure and how to make it got lost, and in the end, the cure for cancer was not found...(thats so sad!) I wish for gummy bears.
sshinytoyguns Posted July 7, 2014 Report Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but the lady handed you this one ginormous 20lbs gummy bear. Demands you eat it all in 5 minutes or she will bury you alive. I wish for an awesome okonomiyaki right about now to satisfy my hunger.
Amicable Posted July 7, 2014 Author Report Posted July 7, 2014 Granted, but it was spoiled and so you had a 5 day stomach flu, which you could only eat liquids, and you never wanted to get that ever again after that experience... I wish for a smoothie right now...
Hollister Posted July 8, 2014 Report Posted July 8, 2014 Granted, but it was full of urine... I wish for the ability to stop/control time.
Forum~ Posted July 8, 2014 Report Posted July 8, 2014 And then you were stuck in your own time dimension alone without any means to leave it. I wish everyone was richer than I was.
Hollister Posted July 8, 2014 Report Posted July 8, 2014 Granted, everyone found 5 cents on the street. I wish to eat like a king tomorrow heauahe ;)
gorillaz100 Posted July 8, 2014 Report Posted July 8, 2014 Granted, but then you were executed as a king and your head was put in a platter for show. I wish I own land on the moon.
Lilith~ Posted July 8, 2014 Report Posted July 8, 2014 Granted. But then, your real estate agent turned out to be a unlicensed practitioner, and the deed to your land on the moon turned out to be a cheap knock-off. I wish to go on a cross-country road trip :th_meow:
Aerofox Posted July 8, 2014 Report Posted July 8, 2014 Granted. As you were going on a cross-country tour, you tripped on a road. then RIP.I wish to be able to rap as fast as Eminem.
Hollister Posted July 8, 2014 Report Posted July 8, 2014 Granted. However while trying to rap, you bit your tongue and died x__x I wish I could fly haeuaheua
