WARNING: THIS IS A VERY LONG POST /heh
Name: Icon
Job: Carpenter/Daddy
BaseLvl: 29 66%
JobLvl: 70+ 100%
STATS
str 89+ (im not a muscle-bound jerk just a packmule, I can carry/haul alot of weight)
agi 75+ (I have the speeding tickets to prove it. :D)
vit 40 (formula: 99 - age - #of children - #yrs. married - 20 for smoking, also gets lower as I age)
int 69 (math wiz, construction wiz, wiz wiz, this also degrades with age)
dex 99+ (excellent hand-eye coordination from 20yrs. of gaming and 15yrs. of tryin not to shoot myself with a nailgun)
luk 66+6 (i'm cursed with good luck)
EQUIPS
+10 Bandana (Upper)
Gauranteed to keep the hair out of your eyes and the sweat off your brow.
[bandana+Safety Glasses]
+10 Safety Glasses (Mid)
Unlike safety goggles,these will never fog up or inhibit your vision. They
are not stylish at all but they'll keep everything out of your eyes from
flying nails and wood to flying crayons and McDonald's toys.
[bandana+Safety Glasses]
This combo grants the user with clear vision but makes you look like a dork.
agi +5 dex +5 int -10(for looking like a dork)
+ 0 Camel (Lower)
Since the days of that loveable cartoon, Joe Camel, and before the days of
the Marlboro copycat, Solid Snake, I've had one of these cancerous doo-dads
hanging from my lips.
vit -20 dex +1 (lol hand-eye coordination FTW!)
+ 1 Papoose [1]** (Body)
This papoose is no normal papoose, it's riddled with spikes that dare any
opponent to hit it and it also holds my baby girl in it's lone slot.
Indestructible, err very well protected (My boys will go after anyone that
messes with their sister, including me).
Reflects 100% of all physical melee and magical damage back at the attacker.
**Having baby girl equipped enables use of Banshee.
+10 Double Penetration Perfect Paslode of Hollgren (Weapon)
Mighty Loki himself blessed this nailgun, but let's not forget who Loki is.
This nailgun has seen it's fair share of blood, sweat and tears. More sweat
than blood but more blood than tears. Airless, it can go anywhere and fire
whenever ready. Indestructible (I've literally tried to break it).
Small chance to cause External Bleeding on user.
Increases damage on ALL enemies by 1337%
Small chance to cause Tetanus on target enemies.
Enables use of Crucify.
+ 6 Six-year old with ADHD (Shield)
Nicknamed 'Austin', the shield is highly unpredictable. It could be there
when you need it or it might've stopped to chase a frog through the bushes.
When you have the shield's full attention and are in a combat situation, the
shield has many uses. Decked out in the latest bullet/sword-proof armor
himself, Austin is not only a free-willed shield but has a few attacks of
his own. Indestructible (so far).
[six-year old with ADHD+Nailbags]
[six-year old with ADHD+Diaperbag]
+10 Nailbags (Garment)
Just an average leather set of nailbags with lots of pockets for keeping
lots of things. Has an adjustable belt for after those big lunches so you
can ease some of the pressure. Slighty decreases walking speed.
[six-year old with ADHD+Nailbags]
Enables use of Shrapnel.
+10 Combat Boots (Footgear)
I've done everything in these boots, EVERYTHING, and I'll guarantee they're
older than half the server's population. COMPLETELY INDESTRUCTIBLE !
+ 0 Diaperbag (Accessory)
Oh? Where you thinking of that kind of diaperbag? This is the opposite of a
normal diaperbag, this one is fully loaded with dirty diapers that are the
primary weapon for the six-year old with ADHD.
[six-year old with ADHD+Diaperbag]
Enables use of Tantrum.
Enables use of Enchant Deadly Poison.
Enables use of Smokescreen.
+ 7 Ball and Chain (Accessory)
Secrecy surrounds this precious artifact that has given me the life I know
today. The mother of all I love, the kisser of all booboos and the curer of
my morning wood.
SKILLS
The Dad Voice/The Boss Tone
Max Level: 1
Type: active
Effect: Boost all stats and add a chance to confuse and stone curse
anyone, also works animals, in a 10'X10' area around user. DOES NOT work
on my wife or in Ventrilo.
[LV 1] Increase all stats +50 for 30 seconds
Emergency Evade
Max Level: 1
Type: active
Effect: Increases movement. Whether it's kids trying to rack you,
wives throwing canned produce at your head, plywood falling off of a roof or
a muddy dog about to leap, this skill is a must have in life.
[LV 1] Briefly increases movement speed 1000%, 75% chance of failure.
Uncanny Balance
Max Level: 1
Type: passive
Effect: Allows me to pick my nose, scratch my butt, sneeze, spit, talk
on the phone, walk, skip, run, cut wood, measure, whistle at mamacitas or
hold 50lbs in one hand and holding/using a nailgun in the other all while
standing on top of a 12' 2X4 wall.
Pack Mule
Max Level: 1
Type: passive
Effect: Increases hauling capacity by granting me freakishly strong
leg and back muscles accompanied with the proper 'lift with your legs' technique.
Numbers
Max Level: 1
Type: passive
Effect: Anything to do with mathematics come more natural than
breathing and numbers will stay in my head forever, whether it's a phone
number, address or just a stupid fact like which president is which number.
Has a tendency to backfire when I pop out an answer and someone wants
to know how I came to that figure.
The Tough Guy/The Wimp
Max Level: 1
Type: passive
Effect: This skill comes from being a daddy more than being a boss.
I used to be so passive you could get away with almost anything but since
I had my kids I can snap on that jackass that bumps his radio down my
street at midnight and not think twice about it. It also lets me laugh at the
guy who just fell off the roof but makes me cry when one of my babies
has to get a shot.
Elite Failure
Max Level: 1
Type: passive
Effect: Gives me the gnarly awesome supreme powers of owning
every MVP card(including Thana), multiples of every piece of donor/elite
gear and every buff possible in fRO but still get owned on a daily basis.
Banshee
Max Level: Unknown
Type: active
Effect: If baby girl gets mad or hurt ... you'll hear about it and wish
you hadn't.
Crucify
Max Level: 777
Type: active
Effect: Allows me to nail your butt to the wall if you step out of line
or nail you to the roof to take a nap while I do all the work.
Shrapnel
Max Level: 1
Type: active
Effect: 6-year-old with ADHD with access to nailbags and everything
in them ... you do the math.
Tantrum
Max Level: 1
Type: active
Effect: After 4 kids I've learned to mimic this skill very well. Not being
a true master of the skill, I tend to hurt myself more than getting what I want.
If successful
Enchant Deadly Poison
Max Level: 1
Type: active
Effect: The 6-year-old with ADHD and I have a bag full of dirty diapers
and we're not afraid to use 'em.
Smokescreen
Max Level: 1
Type: active
Effect: If you've ever left a bottle of baby powder in a room with 4 kids
this skill needs little description. In case you need to make a quick get away
hand baby girl the bottle and she'll do the rest.
OMG ... that took me forever ... hope it's not TOO long for you all.
@jerry ... It might have taken forever but it was worth it ... LOVE the game ...
I was gonna make one for both jobs but they meshed so nicely I went with this
@everyone ... I thought all of your skills were just awesome. I wanted to steal
them all.
