Yo mommas so cheap, she uses her yeast infections to make bread.
Grade 5 joke (cant believe I still remember it)------>yo mommas so cheap when I steeped on a cigarette but she said "who turned off the heater?"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"