Prince_Jester Posted June 15, 2013 Report Posted June 15, 2013 Boy: Sana ako na lang ang CANDLE sa BIRTHDAY CAKE mo ? Girl: Bakit ? Boy: Kasi Handa akong mamatay, Matupad lang ang Wish mo :"> ayieeeeeeeeeeee ! ! !
milkypink Posted June 16, 2013 Report Posted June 16, 2013 Boy: Mani ka ba? Girl: Bakit? Boy: Kasi PEANUTibok mo ang puso ko. Hohoho! It doesn't sound good in English haha!
-Si- Posted June 16, 2013 Report Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) Is your dad a retard? Cause your something special *wink Edited June 16, 2013 by -Si- 1
jameslamela Posted June 17, 2013 Report Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) Boy: Mani ka ba? Girl: Bakit? Boy: Kasi PEANUTibok mo ang puso ko. Hohoho! It doesn't sound good in English haha! english version: boy: are you a peanut? girl: why? boy: coz my heart goes nuts! lol.... XD Boy: Sana ako na lang ang CANDLE sa BIRTHDAY CAKE mo ? Girl: Bakit ? Boy: Kasi Handa akong mamatay, Matupad lang ang Wish mo :"> ayieeeeeeeeeeee ! ! ! english version: boy: i wish i was a candle... girl: why? boy: coz im ready to die just to fulfill you wish.... XD... trolololol..... xD LOL that's actually an insult xD she gonna slap u in da face xD lol... it wast a girl though... it was a gay. ahahahaha! Edited June 17, 2013 by jameslamela
Prince_Jester Posted June 17, 2013 Report Posted June 17, 2013 LoL! i wanna translate what i've said xD hahaha but it'll sound soooo much horny thing xD hahahha
-Si- Posted June 17, 2013 Report Posted June 17, 2013 You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
bboygarrison Posted June 19, 2013 Report Posted June 19, 2013 Boy: I wish i was like Dora... Girl: LOL why? Boy: Dora catches stars... Girl: and? Boy: I'd like to catch the star im talkin to right now :3 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jameslamela Posted June 20, 2013 Report Posted June 20, 2013 Boy: I wish i was like Dora... Girl: LOL why? Boy: Dora catches stars... Girl: and? Boy: I'd like to catch the star im talkin to right now :3 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nwweeeaaahhhh... hehehehe! LoL! i wanna translate what i've said xD hahaha but it'll sound soooo much horny thing xD hahahha what the? F***, just translate it already! XD you make me bitin pare! boy: i hate you girl: why? boy: "silent" girl: "starting to cry..." boy: coz you make me love you.... aaaeeeiiiyyyeeeaaahhh!!! <3
masterneil Posted June 20, 2013 Report Posted June 20, 2013 Joker : Yo bat-ty Batman : yo j-uicy Joker : wat? Batman : ur lady looks juicy :0 Joker : fuck? I dont even got lady.. I got only other 3 Joker( as in cards total 4 joker) Batman : wat? Ur a homo? Joker : Nope thats my cousins Batman : oh well that means i still have hope to got u rite?( homo talks) Joker : juz gtfo fag! Batman : i wont before we did this on my pinky bed :3 Joker : *slap* Joker slapped batman Batman : Runaway like some nab SB sinx in fro :3 Joker : Yo bat-ty Batman : yo j-uicy Joker : wat? Batman : ur lady looks juicy :0 Joker : fuck? I dont even got lady.. I got only other 3 Joker( as in cards total 4 joker) Batman : wat? Ur a homo? Joker : Nope thats my cousins Batman : oh well that means i still have hope to got u rite?( homo talks) Joker : juz gtfo fag! Batman : i wont before we did this on my pinky bed :3 Joker : *slap* Joker slapped batman Batman : Runaway like some nab SB sinx in fro :3
plok123 Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Posted June 20, 2013 You shouldn't wear make up, it's messing with perfection :3 If you were words in a book, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT :3
nellysky Posted June 21, 2013 Report Posted June 21, 2013 LoL! i wanna translate what i've said xD hahaha but it'll sound soooo much horny thing xD hahahha LoL! i wanna translate what i've said xD hahaha but it'll sound soooo much horny thing xD hahahha dude do u really mean horny or corny? :D
Prince_Jester Posted June 22, 2013 Report Posted June 22, 2013 dude do u really mean horny or corny? :D i mean both xD hahaha Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
ChainBreak Posted June 26, 2013 Report Posted June 26, 2013 Boy: *just drops in front of the girl* Girl: What's wrong with you? Boy: You stole my heart! AHEUHUEHUEHE
bboygarrison Posted June 27, 2013 Report Posted June 27, 2013 Boy: I'm puzzled :( Girl: Why? Boy: Cuz u are my missing piece ;) Girl: :"> AWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
plok123 Posted June 29, 2013 Author Report Posted June 29, 2013 Is your dad a baker? Coz you have a nice set of buns :3 2
jameslamela Posted June 29, 2013 Report Posted June 29, 2013 Is your dad a baker? Coz you have a nice set of buns :3 "slap on tha face!!! bastos!!" huehuehuehue! just kidding buddy.
plok123 Posted July 1, 2013 Author Report Posted July 1, 2013 "slap on tha face!!! bastos!!" huehuehuehue! just kidding buddy. well it's a compliment really xD haahahahahahaha
bboygarrison Posted July 14, 2013 Report Posted July 14, 2013 i got a pick-up line xD *while girl and boy is kissing, girl bites boy's lip then it hurts* Girl: *Bite* Boy: OW!! Girl: Sorray D: Boy: You better watch your mouth sunshine xD LOL
Disasterpiece Posted July 15, 2013 Report Posted July 15, 2013 U a vacuum cleaner?? . . . . because u suck!. . . . . -.- z z z
