Corrupted Wish

[Yatogami]

(You guys suck you know that?)

Granted but there was nothing to grant

I wish for a time paradox where I wished to never make the last wish I made when I wished for chicken nuggets

[p3wp3w]

Granted. But those chicken nuggets expired a day before you eat em huehuehue

 

I wish, that anywishes from hereon will never be granted.

 

*evil grin*

[Ares]

Granted.

 

I wish to have the newest MacBook Pro with Touch Bar that works perfectly fine until I finish 100 projects using it then I will sell it afterwards. 

[Fenrir]

2 hours ago, Ares said:

Granted.

 

I wish to have the newest MacBook Pro with Touch Bar that works perfectly fine until I finish 100 projects using it then I will sell it afterwards. 

granted, but you will be charged with $100 per hour of using it and will increment by $50 per the succeeding hours.

 

I wish that someone will be very generous enough to give me a Sniper C. Ring Set this month.

[Yatogami]

Granted but you'll get it next month and not this month

I wish the next person types their wish backwards

[p3wp3w]

Granted.

.kculdoog em hsiw lliw nosrep txen eht hsiw I

[Coquelicot]

Granted but I don't really mean it.

I wish I could sleep for an entire day

[p3wp3w]

granted. but you actually passed out in the middle of the road the whole day.

 

I wish the next person will have his wish written on russian language.

[Yatogami]

 

как должное, но никто не будет понять

Я желаю 24-дюймовый пиццы (чтобы перевести его на английский язык, а)

[SweetTooth]

Granted, but the ピザは日本から来た。

I wish that the person below me will come to my house and punch me for wishing. :D

[Fenrir]

23 hours ago, SweetTooth said:

Granted, but the ピザは日本から来た。

I wish that the person below me will come to my house and punch me for wishing. :D

granted, but I got lost and ended up going to @Yatogami's house and punched his PC instead.

 

I wish that my wish of building a good gaming PC this month will be corrupted.

[SweetTooth]

3 hours ago, Fenrir said:

granted, but I got lost and ended up going to @Yatogami's house and punched his PC instead.

 

I wish that my wish of building a good gaming PC this month will be corrupted.

Granted, instead you get High end pc with 2x titan or gtx 1080 but you can only use it 2-3 hours a day.

I wish for an amazing Cat that can talk.

[p3wp3w]

Granted. You just got your virtual 'Talking Tom' App.

 

I wish to snow here in the phillipines during the whole month of december.

[Yatogami]

Granted but its snowing ashes for a month from a fire next to your house

IwishmyspacebarwasworkingcorrectlywhenIwastypingthis

[kyoshiro029]

granted but the next time you type on your keyboard everything would be in caps

i wish i can enter the thana room and get a thana card

Edited December 6, 2016 by kyoshiro029

[Fenrir]

1 hour ago, kyoshiro029 said:

granted but the next time you type on your keyboard everything would be in caps

i wish i can enter the thana room and get a thana card

granted, but you'll forget to autoloot and will be too far away from the card.

 

i wish my internet speed would improve from 100kbps to 900mbps.

[p3wp3w]

Granted. but you're gonna have 500ms ping spikes every second

 

I wish to have 5gallons of nutella, that's not yet expired until 2017

[SweetTooth]

Granted but you will gain 10 pounds per spoon of nutella :D 

 

i wish my prof. on my math class stops looking for his X :( and asking Y.(if you know what I mean.) ;D

Edited December 6, 2016 by SweetTooth

[Fenrir]

On 12/6/2016 at 1:28 PM, SweetTooth said:

Granted but you will gain 10 pounds per spoon of nutella :D 

 

i wish my prof. on my math class stops looking for his X :( and asking Y.(if you know what I mean.) ;D

granted, but he will Z you instead.(sorry for bad pun, i will now get out)

 

I wish all my wishes will be granted.

[p3wp3w]

Granted. but will only be granted a day after you died.

 

I wish someone gives me an authentic FFXV as a christmas present

[spycyfy]

Granted, but it will only be given to you when the hype is over.. (so basically u wont get it.. sorry drama huehue)

I wish my special someone will greet me :(

 

[p3wp3w]

Granted. And she greets you "Happy Birthday! By the way, here's my boyfriend. Have you met him?"

 

I wish my hacked account gets back soon T_T

[Yatogami]

Granted but all your items are gone or bugged

 

I wish nickelback released a new song

[Calcifer]

Granted but it would be just humming (Hmmmm hmmm hmmmm HMMMMMMMM HmHmMhmHmHm~)

 

I wish to have the power to read minds c:

[Juanelpro9876]

Granted but you can't use that power for the things you want.

I wish could fly and be invisible.