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Corrupted Wish

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Granted, but all your secrets are revealed before you even perform an act.

I wish I can send people to the Shadow Realm.

Posted

Granted, but the only people you can send there are your loved ones.

I wish I can eat without gaining weight

Posted

Granted but everything you eat taste disgusting...... xD

I wish i can spend time with my gf...... :( having a long distance relationship is hard....

Posted

Granted but your GF suddenly turned into a cellphone.

I wish I have a friend who has rabies

Posted

Granted, but it left you with fatal lung cancer when you quitted.

I wish I had a Windows 95 OS computer.

Posted

Granted but the panda got pandanapped by an animal rights activist with a no reason what so ever

I wish i own an airplane so i can go anywhere i want..... with a never ending fuel and indestructable

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Granted but once you fly, the plane won't land til you the fuel runs out GG

I wish I can any tv show I want, and at any time I want it

Edited by hedkandi
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Granted but the shows you wanted to watch got cancelled

I wish i own a private island that has internet and a lot of resources... *food etc.... and it doesn't get hit by storm and there are 4 seasons in 1 year as well as its acessable to outsider :3

Posted

Granted but it gets invaded by Somalian pirates

I wish I have an unlimited stock of sushi I can eat any time I want, and it never gets spoiled nor eaten or stolen by someone or some animal or aliens

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Granted but everytime you pick up a sushi it magically slips from your utensil and drops on the floor.... xD

I wish for an iced cold orange juice..... no additives, not tampered, not spoiled =[]=)' its sooo hot right now....

Posted

Granted but he doesn't do concerts/performances/appearances or he does music anymore..... he just lives his life quietly

I wish for a genie that grants me any wish without any side effects/false promises/ or any mishaps with my wish...... also i can grant my wish no matter how absurd or how large it maybe... also the genie isn't bad.... more like the aladdin "disney film" kind of genie

Posted

Granted, but like the actor, he dies. And even before you make your first wish.

TPBM knows what meeps are.

Posted

Nothing to grant then. lol

I wish to have a nice and quiet camping.

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*note to self: don't open all offtopic posts at once*

Granted. A bear accompanies you and seemed harmless at first, then you suddenly found him about to smash you to death when you woke up in the morning.

I wish to have a new forum avatar.

Edited by Aerofox
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Granted. But then you mistakenly deleted it after 5 days.

I wish for strength.

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Granted but you can't control nor adjust your strength.... your strength will always be at full power and all the things you hold gets destroyed...... "superhuman strength"

*imagine all the people you hugged.... o-o..... unpleasant sight

I wish for A Super Fast INTERNET SPEED D: and an awesome pc to go with it.... and i don't have to pay for the internet :o

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granted. but your electricity bill will be x5 than your usual bills.

I wish to have the Star Craft 2 trilogy pack. Since it's now completed, I'm willing to start from Wings of Liberty to Legacy of The Void. Although I already played 1st and 2nd at my cousin's account before. XD

Posted (edited)

Granted but the world ends before they can announce the WORLD PEACE

I wish..... i have "UNLIMITED POWAAHHHH" nuehehehe.... <--- Emperor Palpatine voice...

Edited by kyoshiro029


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