Forum~ Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Granted, but you're stuck in there forever. I wish I could, for only one instance, revert back to a child with all my current knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sshinytoyguns Posted February 26, 2014 Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 Granted, but you're only limited to your bedroom and not allowed at all to leave the house. I wish I could see and touch the bottom of the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amicable Posted February 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Granted, but you drowned and never returned to the surface ._. I wish I didn't gain weight when I eat pizza... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sshinytoyguns Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Granted, but instead it makes you lose weight to the point you're skin and bones and cannot function like a human being. I wish I can be teleported to the 20s-40s era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dus Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Granted. You teleported outside of time plain and prolly died because elements didn't exist and No unicorns dont have wings we have Horns I wish for Earth to explode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum~ Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Granted, and everyone died. I wish I could speak every language in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dus Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 (edited) Granted. Your born Mute tho I wish Cookies Edited February 28, 2014 by Dus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sshinytoyguns Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 (edited) Granted, but them cookies were actually robot cookies made by Gru's inventor scientist. I wish I can just snap my fingers to get everything I want. Edited February 28, 2014 by sshinytoyguns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dus Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Granted. You dont have hands tho to begin with so umh :X I wish God would talk to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum~ Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Granted, but you're deaf so... I wish it would rain forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dus Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Granted and you drowned. God is telepathic tho :P I wish Chrome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum~ Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 Granted but Internet Explorer. I wish I drowned in hand sanitizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dus Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Granted. It wasn't hand sanitizer tho, I wish Priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sshinytoyguns Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Granted, but you have to battle and hunt every single demon on the face of the Earth. I wish to not gain weight whenever I eat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dus Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Granted. You don't gain weight but you are never satisfied either. Oh the endless cycle of your Gluttonous desires I wish Poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sshinytoyguns Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Granted, but I'm taking it away, because you wished for a poop already and the pooper made you eat it and you died. XD I wish something from Tapioca Express. :3 Edited March 6, 2014 by sshinytoyguns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dus Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Granted, Instead of Tapioca It was pearls tho real pears. You choked I wish Poopers Poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sshinytoyguns Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Granted, but the pooper's poop was put back in your butt. I wish I can travel lightyears away into space. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum~ Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Granted. But all of a sudden, you're stuck in the vast emptiness of space. Alone. I wish I fell off a 30 story building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sshinytoyguns Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Granted, but you survived and transported to a different era. (que...MIB3..haha!) I wish The Twilight Saga did not exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exe_calibur Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Granted, but instead the "Sunlight Saga" was invented with twice the amount of movies and is twice as bad, and you were forced to watch all of them...twice :DI wish I could time travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutilixus Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 Granted, but you will not know it because the Future you isn't allowed to tell you that you have done time travelling in the future because it will ruin your future. I wish the wish you wish the wish to wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exe_calibur Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 *I wish the wish you that you wish to wish.* Is that you what you meant?Granted, but you weren't specific enough and ended up wishing for my old with which was "I wish I had no internet forever" trololol :3I wish for a balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum~ Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 Granted. Then it popped. I wish a pack of rabid wolves ate me alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dus Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Granted. You didn't die tho cos your immortal so you are left in a useless state hurting forever.. and ever.. and ever.. I wish someone would rape me on my way home, do bad things to me... violent... sadistic things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
