Corrupted Wish

[Forum~]

Granted, but you're stuck in there forever.

I wish I could, for only one instance, revert back to a child with all my current knowledge.

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but you're only limited to your bedroom and not allowed at all to leave the house.

I wish I could see and touch the bottom of the ocean.

[Amicable]

Granted, but you drowned and never returned to the surface ._.

I wish I didn't gain weight when I eat pizza...

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but instead it makes you lose weight to the point you're skin and bones and cannot function like a human being.

I wish I can be teleported to the 20s-40s era.

[Dus]

Granted. You teleported outside of time plain and prolly died because elements didn't exist and No unicorns dont have wings we have Horns

I wish for Earth to explode

[Forum~]

Granted, and everyone died.

I wish I could speak every language in the world.

[Dus]

Granted. Your born Mute tho

I wish Cookies

Edited February 28, 2014 by Dus

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but them cookies were actually robot cookies made by Gru's inventor scientist.

I wish I can just snap my fingers to get everything I want.

Edited February 28, 2014 by sshinytoyguns

[Dus]

Granted. You dont have hands tho to begin with so umh :X

I wish God would talk to me

[Forum~]

Granted, but you're deaf so...

I wish it would rain forever.

[Dus]

Granted and you drowned. God is telepathic tho :P

I wish Chrome

[Forum~]

Granted but Internet Explorer.

I wish I drowned in hand sanitizer.

[Dus]

Granted. It wasn't hand sanitizer tho,

I wish Priest

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but you have to battle and hunt every single demon on the face of the Earth.

I wish to not gain weight whenever I eat...

[Dus]

Granted. You don't gain weight but you are never satisfied either. Oh the endless cycle of your Gluttonous desires

I wish Poop

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but I'm taking it away, because you wished for a poop already and the pooper made you eat it and you died. XD

I wish something from Tapioca Express. :3

Edited March 6, 2014 by sshinytoyguns

[Dus]

Granted, Instead of Tapioca It was pearls tho real pears. You choked

I wish Poopers Poop

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but the pooper's poop was put back in your butt.

I wish I can travel lightyears away into space. :3

[Forum~]

Granted. But all of a sudden, you're stuck in the vast emptiness of space. Alone.

I wish I fell off a 30 story building.

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but you survived and transported to a different era.

(que...MIB3..haha!)

I wish The Twilight Saga did not exist.

[exe_calibur]

Granted, but instead the "Sunlight Saga" was invented with twice the amount of movies and is twice as bad, and you were forced to watch all of them...twice :D

I wish I could time travel.

[mutilixus]

Granted, but you will not know it because the Future you isn't allowed to tell you that you have done time travelling in the future because it will ruin your future.

I wish the wish you wish the wish to wish.

[exe_calibur]

*I wish the wish you that you wish to wish.* Is that you what you meant?

Granted, but you weren't specific enough and ended up wishing for my old with which was "I wish I had no internet forever" trololol :3

I wish for a balloon.

[Forum~]

Granted. Then it popped.

I wish a pack of rabid wolves ate me alive.

[Dus]

Granted. You didn't die tho cos your immortal so you are left in a useless state hurting forever.. and ever.. and ever..

I wish someone would rape me on my way home, do bad things to me... violent... sadistic things