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Corrupted Wish

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Granted, but it fell in a pool.. OF LAVA WITH FIRE DEMON DOGS IN IT!!!

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Granted, but the first time you used it, it broke, and you didn't pay the extra for warranty. ;/

I Wish For A Cannon 7D Camera!

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Granted, but then your momma kept slapping you that you woked up from the pain. ._.

I wish commercials wouldn't pop up when I'm watching a show on my t.v.

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Granted, but then your T.V short circuited and you couldnt't watch your show :3

I wish to have the power to create an army of nekorings :3

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Granted, BUT they were all deformed and you didn't like that, but as you turned your back on them, they started to attack you.

I wish for better speakers :(

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I wish i have a wish :3

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Granted, but then Stark Industries went bankrupt and you couldn't maintain your suits, therefore leading you to sell everything to pay off your debts and just going back to being a normal man :P

I wish life would just be fair :P

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Granted, but your ticket lottery got robbed and you unexpectedly saw on TV that you won! :P

I wish i was pretty :3

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^ granted ^^ but u kept getting stalked by people.. soon by men, soon by women alike, soon kids, soon paranormal beings O_O

then a person u used to know, which is dead btw, grabbed your soul and made you live with him as ghosts.. FOREVER!!! and in love

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:3 a better love story than twilight dontcha think?

I wish i knew how to play basketball ^^

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OMFG YOUR TALKING GHOST :(

Granted, but when you shoot you land so wrong that your bones from your leg got out of your leg and you cant play basketball anymore :3

I wish i can see a shooting star <3

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granted, but the shooting star went at ya XD and made your last moments in life a fiery one >:3 mwahahahaha..

I wish i had magic powers like Natsu ^^ and the fighting style like Roronoa Zoro with the 3 swords xD

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Wish granted, but you were so weak you cant do sh*t xD

I wish for love and peace all around the world xD

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Granted, but hitler has been resurrected and chaos began all over the world

I wish i have a puppy :3

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Wish granted but your electronic devices couldn't turn on the wifi.

I wish that my wish will not be corrupted.

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Granted. But you got hacked and your wish became corrupted. =(

I wish that Laina Walker would be my Overly Attached Girlfriend YnY

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Grated ^^ but her Over Attachedness led her to think your charm might get corrupted/tainted someday..

so she cut you up, operated on you... turned you into a doll.. having eternal charms while she smile and kiss you..

:3

I wish i was a God :3

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Granted. But it was just a dream and life still f*cks everyone in the arse. >: )

I wish my wish was corrupted. >: )



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