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Yes its that time of everyone's lucky lives when a senior member finally quits and gives everything he owns in one brain twisting event. And yes, I already saved my SGW to my dearest friend Patrick so he can tank Asura with 2 Raydrics (and not let my item go to waste). So without further ado, lets get this show on the road!

First off, I'd like to ask you guys a few fun questions. Don't post your answers here. If you post your answers here, you'll be disqualified. Email your answers to [email protected] (also my MSN, if you wanna add me)and I'll begin reading it right away.

EDIT: SEND ONLY 1 ENTRY. Multiple entries would get you disqualified.

Part one: Post your best Pick up line. But I'm not looking for just any pickup line. Make sure that pickup line is intended for me. Make it as funny as possible, but don't go overboard. The prize is 450 coupons.

Part two: Simple questionnaire. Score the highest number of points and win a Purple Emperium Aurora.

1. Jerry doesn't really talk about women as much as other guys. Contrary to popular belief that he's probably homosexual (LOL), he really does have a taste for women. But the question is what?

a. Blonde, sharp and cold blue eyes, and with a lean figure.

b. Skinny, pale, and almost like a porcelain-skinned doll.

c. Cute face, glasses, dyed straight hair with bangs and a girly figure.

d. No, he's gay. Fuck this.

2. Jerry is best described as:

a. Warm, funny, and thoughtful

b. Smart, sarcastic, and always serious

c. Egotistical and has a God-syndrome.

d. No, I knew him as ______________________

3. Jerry's type of music genre is:

a. Hardcore/metal

b. Smooth Jazz/Bossa

c. Contemporary

d. Fuck that, he likes boy bands and anime shit.

4. Jerry loves movies. What movie do you think he'll love the most?

a. 300 (this is SPARTAA!!! *boots*)

b. Van Helsing

c. Titanic

d. Tentacle Pr0n

5. Video games. What kind of Video Games would Jerry play?

a. Zombie Shooters

b. Fighting games

c. MMORPG

d. Lol, he likes hentai games. FAPFAPFAP

6. Jerry recently went into this website as suggested by xxxx

a. Deviant Art

b. Youtube

c. Twitter

d. 4-chan

7. If you're gonna give him something as a gift, what would it be?

I would give him a ____________ because __________________

8. If you saw Jerry in real life, what would you do?

a. Secks him

b. wave and treat him to lunch

c. hug him

d. Fucking Jerry! *Kicks his nuts*

9. How many hours does he stay online?

a. 3 hours

b. 5 hours

c. 10 hours

d. Fuck that. He doesn't log off!

10. Pick the best drink that you think Jerry loves the most:

a. Iced Coffee

b. Coke Float

c. Lemon Iced Tea

d. Caramel Latte

11. Lets say there was a stampede and you had to choose whether to save your own life or jump in the middle of a panicked crowd to save a crying child, what will you do?

a. Save yourself.

b. Jump in and take the kid.

c. Jerry is sexy.

d. I like seeing kids get run over.

12. If you were to hire a singer/band to sing a song for your special someone, who would you pick?

I would pick ______________ because __________________

13. Lets say you're stranded in an island with the girl/boy/alien of your dreams, what will you do to make that person/thing/whatever fall for you?

a. Rape the living innocence out of the person (LUL)

b. Tell him/her straight out.

c. Play flirting games

d. No, fuck you.

14. If you're given the chance to take a bath with the person you liked (LOL), what would you look/touch first?

I would pick ______________ because __________________

15. Lets say you're trapped in a city full of Zombies, what will you do to survive?

a. Oh thats easy. I'll jump from a building and keel myself.

b. There's gotta be a way. I'll cut my hair to avoid getting grabbed and find something to use like knives and guns.

c. Pretend to be a Zombie (LOL)

d. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEE!!111 FREEE SECKS!

16. BONUS QUESTION: PICK THE ANSWER THAT YOU THINK IS CORRECT.

a. The person who made this thread is sexy.

b. The person who made this thread is sexy.

c. The person who made this thread is sexy.

d. The person who made this thread is sexy.

Lastly, I'd like to say sorry that I'll be quitting for real this time. As much as I wanted to get a Thanatos card and get obscenely rich in this server, I believe I don't have time to do that anymore. I wanted to stay longer really, but I can't due to some circumstances.

Don't ask me for items. You guys are already rich enough. I'll be giving my items to the newbies in-game. I won't announce when so you can't cheat it out.

Thanks for the memories everyone.

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good luck in life. i was kinda hoping to get to know you in game... but i guess that won't do...

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HAVE MY BABIES.

ophuck.

It's 5pm and I have to go get my bus so I don't have time to say much, I'll post as soon as I'm home and done with my maths shit. (liek 1,5h. :<)

brbnow

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Part one: Post your best Pick up line. But I'm not looking for just any pickup line. Make sure that pickup line is intended for me. Make it as funny as possible, but don't go overboard. The prize is 450 coupons.

Is this supposed to say post? Lol.

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a. The person who made this thread is sexy.

b. The person who made this thread is sexy.

c. The person who made this thread is sexy.

d. The person who made this thread is sexy.

sigghh

i stuck on dis question.

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items plz

HI LENI I LOVE YOU

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I totally won the pick up line.

Didn't bother with the rest.

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wahaha happy endings....

enjoyed taking the test :P:P :D:

GL

/gawi /bawi /bo

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QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ NO JERRY YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW JERRRY QQQQQ! U CANT LIV ME HERE QQQQQ

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