So.. yeah, I was walking home today when my teacher came across me smoking, you know? I'm the SS smoker after all.
Teacher: What it is. I'm here to take your title of SS.
Tony: You're funny.
Teacher: No, I'm serious, I've been practicing!
Tony: Nope, nope, nobody takes my title! ( Takes a cigarette from pocket and smokes in teacher's face )
Teacher: (Laughs and takes out a cigar, smokes, and blows it right in front of Tony's face)
Tony, shocked at the sight, coughs angrily and takes out 3 whole cigarettes and smokes it in front of the teacher's face. The teacher then faints and, that is how Tony protected his SS title. :3
For the unaware. LOL.