Hopefully not too bad. Enjoy. >.<
Q: How do blond braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
A: Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Another:
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close
to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, "I had a
dream that someone was pulling on my dick."
The guy on the left says, "I also had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick."
"The guy in the middle says, "I had a dream that I went skiing."