A man climbs in a taxi and sets off, when all of a sudden they went over a bump.
The man notices the driver was crying , "Why are u cryin?" he asks, to which the driver replies "I just ran over a cat."
So they set off again and they go over a bigger bump.
The man turns again to the driver but sees him laughing this time.
The man asks "Why are you laughing?"
The driver laughs "I just ran over Mike" , and the man asks "Why is that so funny?"
Again the driver laughs and replies "I had to go up on the curb to get him."
/gg
not real dirty but its a start