Lucius Posted January 18, 2009 Report Posted January 18, 2009 Alright, so I'm tired of seeing a million threads about trash, and I keep getting warned for being honest and straight-up with people, so I've created a thread for you to question me about absolutely anything, thank you to someone from another server to trigger this idea, I will now put it to some use. Ask me about absolutely anything and I will answer it with the most logical and obvious answer. I will not sugar coat the response to make it lalaland pixie dust material, I will tell you the honest truth, if you want anything lighter, then ask any niece below the age of 5 for help. Otherwise, go ahead, ask me any question. Note: You will have to give me a while to answer your questions, I will follow multiple questions down on a format like- Example Poster's Name: Question: Answer: - Poster's Name: Question: Answer: Question: Answer: Question: Answer:
-Insane- Posted January 18, 2009 Report Posted January 18, 2009 Question: What is the size of your penis?
Lucius Posted January 18, 2009 Author Report Posted January 18, 2009 -Insane- Question: What is the size of your penis? Answer: Big enough to reduce your ego and change your girlfriend's mind on who she wants. Next Question? Note: Offensive questions will be dealt with offensively, so watch what you ask
-Insane- Posted January 18, 2009 Report Posted January 18, 2009 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Genesis Posted January 18, 2009 Report Posted January 18, 2009 Depends on the species of swallow. On Average I'd say anywhere from 35~40 MPH. PS: Lets avoid sexual questions, thats what Sex ED is for. Thanks.
Lucius Posted January 18, 2009 Author Report Posted January 18, 2009 Genesis' post just seriously clarified the purpose of my previous insult to the sexual question. Next Question?
Lucius Posted January 18, 2009 Author Report Posted January 18, 2009 -Insane- Question: Damn y u so srs mang qq Answer: Because you have failed to elaborate on "srs", I could assume that you mean "srs" as in with humor, ergo, the question is now void. Next real question?
» Pat Posted January 18, 2009 Report Posted January 18, 2009 It's really scary how I read the topic's title and immidiately knew who posted it. Q: Is there any 'metaphysical' power a human can have? :<
-Insane- Posted January 18, 2009 Report Posted January 18, 2009 Question: Will there be a World War 3, and when?
Levis Posted January 18, 2009 Report Posted January 18, 2009 In 3-4 Years the muslims will hold the next World War against Israel and all supporting countries.
Levis Posted January 18, 2009 Report Posted January 18, 2009 Question: Do you think I am cool? Do you ever think you will come back and revive our Guild Era?
Lucius Posted January 18, 2009 Author Report Posted January 18, 2009 xBlueberryx Question: Is there any 'metaphysical' power a human can have? :< Answer: Yes, we have the ability to study metaphysics and due to it pertaining to what you've asked and the logical fact that thinking is a power that not many of us work on considering we take it for granted and never apply it or hone it, we have, metaphysical power. Remember this, we are what we study, because if we learn about it can we actually put it to work and become what we know, never take what you learn for granted, because many cannot learn. - -Insane- Question: Will there be a World War 3, and when? Answer:We currently are at World War 3. - Levis Comment:In 3-4 Years the muslims will hold the next World War against Israel and all supporting countries. Answer: You are incorrect. Question: Do you think I am cool? Answer: Depending on your room temperature, you may be Warm, Hot, Burning, Incinerated, Cool, Cold, Freezing, Frozen. Question:Do you ever think you will come back and revive our Guild Era? Answer: Era is currently alive under the character name "Remy As A Girl" Next Question?
» Pat Posted January 18, 2009 Report Posted January 18, 2009 I'm hungry. Q: Should I make salmon filet or noodles with some gravy? :<
Lucius Posted January 18, 2009 Author Report Posted January 18, 2009 xBlueberryx Question: Should I make salmon filet or noodles with some gravy? :< Answer: Salmon Filet. Better get that Omega 3.
Lucius Posted January 18, 2009 Author Report Posted January 18, 2009 Onwards with the following question.
Eregon Posted January 18, 2009 Report Posted January 18, 2009 Is it true life as we know it will end in 2012? And if so, what should we do to make the best use of our time before then?
Amitsu Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 Eregon Q:Is it true life as we know it will end in 2012? And if so, what should we do to make the best use of our time before then? A:Possibly but not likely. We should use the best of our time getting a girl you want in your bed and doing it like no tomorrow every day.
Lucius Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Posted January 19, 2009 Eregon Question: Is it true life as we know it will end in 2012? And if so, what should we do to make the best use of our time before then? Answer: Negative, life as we know it will not end in 2012, life may end any second. Next Question?
Kittie Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 Why are people not following the format of your thread and choosing to come in and answer other posters' questions?
Lucius Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Posted January 19, 2009 Kittie Question: Why are people not following the format of your thread and choosing to come in and answer other posters' questions? Answer: Because, they wish to be like me thus they try to steal my spot. It's an obsession of theirs that I must live with. Next question?
Tiago Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 xBlueberryx Question: Should I make salmon filet or noodles with some gravy? :< Answer: Salmon Filet. Better get that Omega 3. I would go noodles.
Lucius Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Posted January 19, 2009 I would go noodles. I predicted somebody would have said that to prove themselves incorrect and rebellious. Onwards to the next question.
Amitsu Posted January 19, 2009 Report Posted January 19, 2009 remy can you get on msn plz or give me your aim lol
Lucius Posted January 19, 2009 Author Report Posted January 19, 2009 remy can you get on msn plz or give me your aim lol Dude my computer has a virus since my porno was corrupt. I can't even get on RO and it's late as shit right now in Boston lol. I mean.. Question: remy can you get on msn plz or give me your aim lol Answer: I wish I were able to, but my computer is experiencing major technical difficulties at the moment.