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if i had the game i would, but i dont so =P besides, SSBB sucks in my opinion, i like Wii Fit or Sonic and the Secret rings more

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if i had the game i would, but i dont so =P besides, SSBB sucks in my opinion, i like Wii Fit or Sonic and the Secret rings more

Psh, you just say that because sonic sucks in that game. >.>

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This is Super Smash Bros Related.

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BUMP. SOMEONE POST THEIR FUCKING FC ALREADY.

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BUMP

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Roy... Link, fox or captain falcon for the win

Go away. This is Brawl not Melee.

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You know you play too much Smash when...

You wavedash to school because it's faster than walking.

When you can sit and watch your brother play Twilight Princess and name out the Smash Bros combination of buttons pressed, as fast as the attack is performed, in the middle of a Boss fight.

When it's cloudy outside, but "Randally" comes to mind.

You have your friends organized in a tier list.

When someone falls, you yell at them for not teching.

You've actually tried to midair jump.

You edgehog rock climbers.

You're worried that when you get older, your n-air is going to be nerfed.

You got hit by that car, and were wondering why a flashing red "!" didn't appear beside your head.

At dinner time, you jump on the table and eat EVERYBODY'S food, even if you're full.

You write your tests in your own blood because you refuse to play with items.

You're nursing third degree burns from that one time you tried to re-enact a Falcon Punch.

Before you say any verb, you add a "FALCOWN" in front of it.

You're glad you're not fat because then your aerials would lag.

You put KEN as your gamer tag, and then cry silently to yourself. Well, unless you really are Ken. Then you lol.

You throw bacon at everybody, then shout Dlelelelele, and everything is forgotten.

You're not allowed at the zoo anymore for trying to teach the foxes to drillshine.

You don't like taking risks because you don't want your percentage to get too high.

You've picked fights in the middle of a race track and on top of the Macy's Day Parade floats.

You sign your name in 4 letter profanities.

You jump when you see cars pass while you're on the sidewalk.

You never block in a fight for more than 3 seconds because you're afraid of knocking yourself out.

You've actually tried to catch bullets in a bucket.

You only wear one outfit, but it comes in 5 different colours.

You think a pair of goggles counts as a clothing.

You have 9 hammers in your house, each more fearsome than the last.

You hold the trigger down when firing a gun, assuming that it'll make the bullet bigger.

You try not to fall asleep too close to someone because you don't want them to burst into flames.

You think sports are boring because the stadium never changes.

You're planning a party where all the food is themed around Smash Characters, including Falcon Punch, Koopa Cakes, Sausages, Jiggly Viva Puff cookies, Triforce Treats, Peaches, Hardboiled eggs, "Pit"less grapes, Bananas, Mother Milkshakes, Pika-chewy toffee, gummy snakes, Lylatt liquorice and Pepsi Zero Suit.

You pick fights with people that you want to be friends with, because if you beat them you can add them to your roster.

You try to carry on a conversation by only using character taunts.

You've tried to "drop through" your bedroom floor because it's quicker than going down the stairs.

You pulled you hamstring trying to re-enact Fox's down smash attack.

A woman tells you that she was just flashed on the street, and you run out to look for Ness.

You go to the Fair and hum the Break the Targets theme to yourself as you try to pop balloons with a dart.

When you're short on change you begin to punch strangers in the hopes that you'll be rewarded with money.

You refer to a gang beating as Cruel Melee.

In April 2002, you killed 10 characters in cruel Melee and then wrote an angry, disappointed letter to the editors of EGM.

You make fun of Xbox360 owners for their obsession with achievements yet have spent months on end trying to acquire every trophy.

Every time Brawl was delayed, you cried for at least a half hour.

When someone tells you to stop shuffling and pick your feet up off the floor, you call them a n00b and ask them how else to land your aerials.

You think that falcons have knees and that they are the deadliest body part of any animal.

You dislike people who are too similar to other people and you refer to them as "clones".

You have to buy new Gamecube controllers nearly every month because the control stick and/or c-stick gets worn down.

Upon noticing you're being stared at, you yell at them to stop scoping you.

When you get grounded and whine about how freeze glitches aren't allowed.

You don't like to touch mice because you know that they'll shock you.

You love to moonwalk, but don't know who Michael Jackson is.

You beat someone in a game of Connect Four and scream "YOU JUST GOT 4 STOCKED, N00B!"

Someone asks you a question and all you can do is turn to the side, bow, and say "Ok!"

When someone puts something on hold and you scream "NO PAUSING!".

You own a Landmaster instead of a car.

You think pressing up and down on the d-pad really fast will make women take their clothes off.

You know Sheik's gender.

You're against royalty having bodyguards since princesses can throw vegetables and transform into ninjas, kings can hit people with jet-powered hammers, and princes can chain grab and Ken combo.

Your friends are sick, and you call them to yell, "YOU MUST RECOVER!!"

After accomplishing anything at all, you shout "GAME SET" in a beefy man voice.

You're not sure what happens when you die, but you're hoping it'll only cost you a stock.

You lunge at people, hug them, and expect them to explode.

You pick up random things off the ground and throw them at people as soon as you do.

You buy more stocks on Wall Street because you think you'll live longer.

You keep a record of your damage percentage throughout the day, taking into consideration when you ate food.

When sporting events end in a tie you expect to see a "Sudden Death!"

When you go to the gym to work the bag, and you bring a baseball bat.

You wonder why batsmen never just press start then Z when they strike out in baseball.

You were charged with murder because some guy you punched in a club 3 years ago killed himself.

You've paused the game during Peach's f-tilt to look at her granny panties.

Found this on Gamefaqs.

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LMFAO 2x ...

That's hilarious ...

and

I'm pitiful ....

for trying half the things on that list :(

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i have no idea how you guys can play brawl on wi-fi

its like a 3 seconds delay reeaction >.>

also, ill deffently rock you guys with falco.

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Roy ftw

What part of "SUPER SMASH BROTHAZ BRAWLLLLLLLLLL" did you not get?

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I keep switching Marth with Roy between Melee and Brawl... I played Melee I used both Roy and Marth Then I played Brawl and I still play it and sometimes I keep confusing Marth with Roy



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