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Amicable

Corrupted Wish

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Granted, but when your drove it once, it broke down.....and you were stuck in the middle of nowhere, with no phone lines or reception

I wish for a guitar.

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Granted, but you got sick of it and you went through surgery just to get normal eyes back.

I wish for a oat meal right now! :(

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Granted, but you could only stop the time for 1min, but you wasted that 1 min just sitting....*nods*

I wish for a haircut.

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Granted, but the tickets were fakes and you got banned from Tomorrowland. :(

I wish for a new violin

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Granted, but the teacher made a mistake on everybody's report card that your real grade was a C-.

I wish I wasn't tired

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Granted, but suddenly you got the urge to go out and do things, then you overdid it and collapsed from exhaustion..

I wish for less school work :(

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Granted, but after you finished your work, your teacher(s) assigned MORE work that was due the following day. :/

I wish I had more tennis balls....

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Granted, but they turned out to be possessed and trashed your house! :x

I wish I could concentrate =.=

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Granted, but it only lasted 2 days, which were Thanksgiving and Easter. :P

I wish I could go to the beach this thanksgiving.

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Granted, but then the beach had too many crabs and you got pinched many times :p

I wish I could have the recipe to bake veracity's cookies >:)

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Granted, but you suck at baking so the cookies were inedible.

I wish I had a marshmello plushie.

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Granted, but it turned out to be a real marshmallow and was expired and if you ate it you would get a tummy ache. :P

I wish nothing could happen :3

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Granted, but by the laws of logic something happens after your wish was granted....

I wish the world was made out of marshmallows and chocolate.

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Granted, but they all melted and everyone died in them because the sun was too hot.

i wish for a flying island

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Granted, but the wings on your island broke because the people on it were too fat.

I wish for a bowl of rice.

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Granted, but you had to share it with me.

I wish for a dollar.



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