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Corrupted Wish

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Granted, but by cute you mean a trashy-ugly troll, so you get a green troll that has a a smirk on its face. ;)

I wish for better music to be on the radio...

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granted, a $100000000000000000000000 radio

i wish for a super big television

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Granted, but since it was too huge to fit in your house you had to cut it in half, but then it didn't work so your threw it away.....

I wish my A.C. worked....

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granted, dreams too

i wish for an awesome valentine with sai<3

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Granted but since you and sai live far far away, you guys couldn't meet each other.

I wish i had a magical door that could make me go anywhere i want & anytime i want.

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granted, when u watch doraemon u will imagine that * not real life*

i wish for a ton of cool sign

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Granted, but its not yours and if you use it you'll be liable of copyright breach.

I wish for load of wasabi in my fridge.

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granted, until ur fridge feels hot becoz of wasabi

i wish a falcon fly with me

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granted, but the falcon turns into a dinosaur and eats you alive.

I wish I can walk through walls

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Granted, but as soon as you walk into the wall I corrupted your wish and you was stuck there forever !!

I wish, my face is like my display picture,

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granted, but a dick will grow on your forehead

I wish I can be a cartoon character

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Granted, but you looked like this;

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I wish for a wallet with unlimited money.

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granted, a burning money:)

i wish i can ride a helicopter

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Granted, but your threw up the whole time from motion sickness that you told them to stop and went back home.

I wish for a Xbox 360. ;)

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Granted, but when nobody was home, a robber stole it and sold it in the black market. :( Say bye-bye.

I wish for a soft blanket :)!

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Granted, but it stank of babies poo poo.

I wish for a cool keyboard, that is not broken.

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Granted, but it is permanently invisible.

I wish for a magic lamp :D

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Granted, but it was a toy that shoots out "magic" dust.

I wish I had a treadmill

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Granted but every time you take a step, it falls apart.

I wish I have a flying car :3

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Granted, but it cant fly with passenger.

I wish time extends.

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Granted, but it keeps on extending and you got stuck in the same day everyday.

I wish for a ship that can fly

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Granted, but then a airplane crashed your ship, so bai bai ship :P

I wish for chicken that fly higher than an airplane and still survive :3



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