kyoshiro029 Posted September 15, 2015 Report Posted September 15, 2015 Granted... you're the boom mic guy in the crew I wish I have a pokemon pet... :3 and its alive and real 1
Armstrong Posted September 15, 2015 Report Posted September 15, 2015 Granted, but the pokemon is Victreebel and it always swallows you whole. I wish zombies were real and we fight them off our hoods. Scavenge, barricade, whack zombie heads, cut zombie legs, survive and repeat.
hedkandi Posted September 15, 2015 Report Posted September 15, 2015 Granted but you die within the first 3 minutes I wish I can swim underwater for more than 30 minutes
Armstrong Posted September 15, 2015 Report Posted September 15, 2015 Granted but you quickly adapt to the harsh environment you're in within that 30 minutes that you develop fins, a tail, and a blow hole. You permanently became a dolphin. (dolphin cry here) I wish Mars got more intimate with Earth that it gets too close that they're kissing each other. And then we're all de-----------
hedkandi Posted September 15, 2015 Report Posted September 15, 2015 ^ o god no turning into a fish pls Granted but an asteriod bumps Mars out and Earth is somewhat saved. I wish all the lemons in the world are gone D:
Armstrong Posted September 16, 2015 Report Posted September 16, 2015 Granted but as the Lemon master, I always keep lemon seeds up my sleeves. I grow them at the backyard and voila. Instant lemon party. (Oh wait... ----) I wish dinosaurs still exist.
Ares Posted September 16, 2015 Report Posted September 16, 2015 Granted, but they ate your family. I wish I can relax at the beach.
hedkandi Posted September 16, 2015 Report Posted September 16, 2015 Granted, but it's a male nudist beach. No females. All sweaty, stinky, and chubby men LOL. I wish I had unlimited wishes
kyoshiro029 Posted September 16, 2015 Report Posted September 16, 2015 Granted but all your wish should be said within .300 millisecond for it to be granted I wish my handwriting got better.... :( my handwriting looks like a doctors prescription
Harmony Posted September 18, 2015 Report Posted September 18, 2015 Granted but I took away your ballpen/pencil/marker/crayons/ etc. I wish that my mother will buy me my 3rd Violin
hedkandi Posted September 18, 2015 Report Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, but the violin is only a figurine I wish i can visit the moon
Harmony Posted September 25, 2015 Report Posted September 25, 2015 Granted but the rocket crashed and you died before you are able to reach the moon I wish I can watch a Broadway Musical while eating Pizza
hedkandi Posted September 25, 2015 Report Posted September 25, 2015 Granted, but you're watching broadway on a pixelated and pirated copy of the show in a black and white tv I wish I can turn back the hands of time
Harmony Posted September 25, 2015 Report Posted September 25, 2015 Granted but the only hands of time you can turn back is your alarm clock. I wish I have a pet bunny
hedkandi Posted September 26, 2015 Report Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, but the pet bunny is imaginary. I wish I can swim with dolphins
Harmony Posted September 27, 2015 Report Posted September 27, 2015 Granted but the dolphins are only toys I wish I have blonde hair
Euphoria Posted September 29, 2015 Report Posted September 29, 2015 You can only swim with them when there are blood-thirsty sharks around! I wish to teleport any time I want w/o any side-effects to my self~
PotassiumPlus Posted September 29, 2015 Report Posted September 29, 2015 hmmm you can only teleport to the bathroom without any side-effects :th_ok: I wish we had the innate ability to see ourselves in the future! :D
Harmony Posted September 30, 2015 Report Posted September 30, 2015 Granted, but you can only see yourself while sleeping I wish I have purple eyes You can only swim with them when there are blood-thirsty sharks around! I wish to teleport any time I want w/o any side-effects to my self~ You didn't corrupt my wish, I presume that my wish has been granted perfectly
hedkandi Posted October 5, 2015 Report Posted October 5, 2015 Granted, but purple eyes mean someone will pour purple paint on your eyes I wish I can watch all my favorite TV shows in advance
kyoshiro029 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Posted October 5, 2015 Granted but you can only watch it on a black and white TV with no sound I wish for a brand new i7 computer that doesn't get virused, no blue screen, no maintenance, can play an games and can run any program i want.... plus it doesn't need too much power to use.... and also it doesn't get destroyed.... :) oh glorious pc :V it has a high spec.... so no 1 byte xD and a really good internet speed
hedkandi Posted October 5, 2015 Report Posted October 5, 2015 Granted but a burglar enters your house and steals it before you can even play any game I wish life was a big meme
kyoshiro029 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Posted October 5, 2015 Granted.... Bad luck brian all the way I wish for a perfectly cooked... cheesy pizza that doesn't taste bad and is not spoiled or tampered.... /gg
hedkandi Posted October 5, 2015 Report Posted October 5, 2015 Granted.... Bad luck brian all the wayOH GODGranted, but you never get to eat it. I wish I can control everyone
kyoshiro029 Posted October 6, 2015 Report Posted October 6, 2015 Granted.... it only works on people with brains the size of a peanut.... xD I wish i can do magic tricks