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Granted, but the pokemon is Victreebel and it always swallows you whole.

I wish zombies were real and we fight them off our hoods. Scavenge, barricade, whack zombie heads, cut zombie legs, survive and repeat.

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Granted but you quickly adapt to the harsh environment you're in within that 30 minutes that you develop fins, a tail, and a blow hole. You permanently became a dolphin. (dolphin cry here)

I wish Mars got more intimate with Earth that it gets too close that they're kissing each other. And then we're all de-----------

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^ o god no turning into a fish pls

Granted but an asteriod bumps Mars out and Earth is somewhat saved.

I wish all the lemons in the world are gone D:

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Granted but as the Lemon master, I always keep lemon seeds up my sleeves. I grow them at the backyard and voila. Instant lemon party. (Oh wait... ----)

I wish dinosaurs still exist.

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Granted, but they ate your family.

I wish I can relax at the beach.

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Granted, but it's a male nudist beach. No females. All sweaty, stinky, and chubby men LOL.

I wish I had unlimited wishes

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Granted but all your wish should be said within .300 millisecond for it to be granted

I wish my handwriting got better.... :( my handwriting looks like a doctors prescription

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Granted but I took away your ballpen/pencil/marker/crayons/ etc.

I wish that my mother will buy me my 3rd Violin

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Granted but the rocket crashed and you died before you are able to reach the moon

I wish I can watch a Broadway Musical while eating Pizza

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Granted, but you're watching broadway on a pixelated and pirated copy of the show in a black and white tv

I wish I can turn back the hands of time

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Granted but the only hands of time you can turn back is your alarm clock.

I wish I have a pet bunny

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Granted but the dolphins are only toys

I wish I have blonde hair

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You can only swim with them when there are blood-thirsty sharks around!

I wish to teleport any time I want w/o any side-effects to my self~

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hmmm you can only teleport to the bathroom without any side-effects :th_ok:

I wish we had the innate ability to see ourselves in the future! :D

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Granted, but you can only see yourself while sleeping

I wish I have purple eyes

You can only swim with them when there are blood-thirsty sharks around!

I wish to teleport any time I want w/o any side-effects to my self~

You didn't corrupt my wish, I presume that my wish has been granted perfectly

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Granted, but purple eyes mean someone will pour purple paint on your eyes

I wish I can watch all my favorite TV shows in advance

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Granted but you can only watch it on a black and white TV with no sound

I wish for a brand new i7 computer that doesn't get virused, no blue screen, no maintenance, can play an games and can run any program i want.... plus it doesn't need too much power to use.... and also it doesn't get destroyed.... :) oh glorious pc :V it has a high spec.... so no 1 byte xD and a really good internet speed

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Granted but a burglar enters your house and steals it before you can even play any game

I wish life was a big meme

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Granted.... Bad luck brian all the way

I wish for a perfectly cooked... cheesy pizza that doesn't taste bad and is not spoiled or tampered.... /gg

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Granted.... Bad luck brian all the way

OH GOD

Granted, but you never get to eat it.

I wish I can control everyone



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