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Corrupted Wish

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Posted

Granted. But you flew to close to the sun and died. (why does everyone end up dying here? x3)

I wish for yakisoba and sharks fin siomai.

Posted

Granted but your siomai had some badly prepared blowfish & you died.

I wish I could speak another language.

Posted

Granted. But you did a rude gesture and was executed. eahueaae

I wish Germany won the World Cup :3

Posted

I just want to point out, mostly all this ends of us dying or being executed LOL

Granted, but then you realize that was all in your head and you died from drowning (see what i mean)

I wish for unlimited supply of ice cream!

Posted

Granted, but the milk used in the ice cream was poisonous so RIP

I wish for a doge irl :3

Posted

Granted. your doge is mentally disabled and can only use the word 'wow'. Also it never barks.

I wish to be able to be a zombie in the music video 'Thriller' by Michael Jackson.

Posted

Granted but you actually turned into a zombie and everybody brutally murders you... Again and again and again and again

I wish grumpy cat becomes happy.

P.S. You just made Trong's wish come true AND made it better!~

<Doge Fans 4 Lyf>

Posted

Granted. It became so happy that it killed itself out of depression.
(illogical. lel)

PS. @mzvlle Darn. Did I just broke the game rules? lol

Posted

Yes^ :P

Now make a wish mo'fucca! XD

Posted

I wish for a cute doge.

(darniiiit xD)

Posted

Granted. You get moon-moon.

I wish for cupcakes to be as healthy as celery

Posted

Granted. You were in an accident and rendered comatose for the rest of your human life.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Posted (edited)

Granted. From now on you'll never be sick except for this day only, but it gets gradually worst as the day gets closer, the effects only show this day yearly.

I wish I could jump into any anime and live in their world as I please. Then go back to this world without loss of time. (While I was gone)

Edited by exe_calibur
Posted

Granted, but you died in the anime world so there no coming back.

I wish that the next post's wish gets corrupted, and if it came true then my wish came true.

Posted

Granted, but you died because we're keeping the theme of one dying due to their wish.

I wish to become King o3o

Posted

Granted, but the condition is that you have to be a eunuch.

I wish I can use teleportation technique.

Posted

Granted. You died on your first attempt on teleporting.

I wish for a lifetime supply of green tea.

Posted (edited)

Granted but you can only drink it out of the most unsanitary urinal. Thus leading to serious infection and your death.

I wish I could grant everyone's wish how they wanted it.

Edited by exe_calibur
Posted

Granted. Everybody's wish didn't get corrupted & yours was the only one that didn't. You die of depression.

I wish Golu would stop beig a camper in Dragon Ball Z series.

(Only time he comes out is when everybody's fucked with the antagonists & win. camper!)

Posted (edited)

Granted. But then Cell 360 noscoped Goku, and he got rekt. RIP Dragonballs

I wish for an iPhone 5s.

Edited by Aerofox
Posted

Kakarot is goku. You broke the internet again!

Damnit aerofox xD

Granted. You get an iPhone 5s... I stole it and used it to reply to your latest thread.

I wish to be the best Pokémon master to have ever existed.

Posted

Kakarot is goku. You broke the internet again!

Damnit aerofox xD

(changed it to Cell. Haven't watched DBZ for YEARS, lel.)

Granted. Your Pokemon started being unloyal to you. Thus, they don't use their moves when you tell them too, even with all badges.

I wish my brain would stop throwing my proper thoughts away.

Posted

Repairing the internet using Duct Tape & Superglue^ :P

Granted. Only lasted for a day. After that you lost your mind and you shot yourself in the head.

I wish I was a rockstar.



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