Corrupted Wish

[Forum~]

Granted but the car was soon after stolen upon beginning your road trip. It was later locating in a rural town in Mexico.

I wish any physical human contact now resulted in mutual combustion.

Edited April 8, 2014 by Forum~

[plok123]

Granted, but you're the only who gets incinerated xD

I wish that life would be fair :P

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but fate was really cruel to you.

I wish for a new kick ass pc set-up.

[Forum~]

Granted, but then your liquid cooling system ruptures and the fluid ruins all your hardware.

I wish for a normal, 8 hour sleeping schedule.

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but it got you paralyzed from waist and below...

I wish they would show the new Godzilla movie already.

[Forum~]

Granted and then Godzilla ended your life.

I wish tasty foods were healthier.

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but consuming it planted something inside your body that will make your body burst to pieces.

I wish I could just snap my fingers for time travel.

[joniele]

Granted, But it will last only a minute

i wish i have infinite tokens in FRO

[thePast]

Grated, but you got banned forever afterwards because you have infinite tokens~

I wish i can fly~

[Forum~]

Flew upwards into the atmosphere and died due to exposure.

I wish I could take a nap right now.

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but you were woken up in split .10 seconds by your mom to do house chores.

I wish to sail into the sun.

[Forum~]

Granted, but you were woken up in split .10 seconds by your mom to do house chores.

Good thing I live in my own apartment. I WIN.

Granted. And then your ship slowly heated up on its approach and grilled you (and your ship) to a crisp before you made it to the surface.

http://what-if.xkcd.com/89/

I wish every human being were transferred into the epoch of the dinosaurs with absolutely nothing except their clothing.

[sshinytoyguns]

Granted, but the humans who were transferred were smart enough to build a super weapon to annihilate the dinosaurs.

I wish for my wish to be granted.

(wait....what??? xD)

Edited May 6, 2014 by sshinytoyguns

[Forum~]

Granted, and then it was granted.

I wish for a wish.

[malianight]

Granted, but you absolutely despised the wish I gave you.

I wish for more water. :D

[sartorius19]

but then u got nowhere to go other than water so u drown urself to suice LOL.

I wish that this wish cant be corrupted <3

[Forum~]

Granted, but like splash, nothing happened...

I wish I was massive enough to curve space time and cause GR effects around me.

[sartorius19]

but then while bending the space u got stacked inside and never seen again.

I wish I can eat a Super Delicious Lasagna NOw. xD

[Nyx]

Granted, but you're so busy playing Fro you forgot all about it.XD

I wish i can play Fro again, for a whole day. Q_Q

[elykarmic]

Granted, But you forget that there's something you need to finish and your boss scolds you. :p

I wish i can play emp breaker again.

[-Si-]

Granted, but you die everytime you enter the castle entrance

I wish for world peace.

[elykarmic]

Granted. But it only lasted an hour.

I wish someone will love me. :D

[-Si-]

Granted, but it only lasted for a second.

I wish I can fly like DBZ characters.

[elykarmic]

Granted, But you fly like fat bu. ahuehuehue

I wish someone will sell a time machine on ebay. ahuehuehu

[-Si-]

Granted, but no one bought it.

I wish I could use the @item command