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granted, only lasted for 1 sec also...

i wish dustin and laura will give me tokens in game.. ^_^ for real..

Posted

Granted. You got banned 30 seconds after the trade. ( I would spare you tokens however what I have left I gave to a friend as a birthday present )

I wish to be straight for a day

Posted

Granted, but you encounter guys for the entire day.

I wish the sea level increased by 100 meters.

Posted

Granted. Then drought happened

I wish for World Peace

Posted

Granted. Then came World War III out of nowhere...

I wish for a pair of wings to soar in the sky.

Posted (edited)

Granted, The wing was made of wax and the sun melted it

I wish for Nail Polish

Edited by Dus
Posted

Granted. But it will melt your nails, eventually fingers, if applied.

I wish I have a Hobbit hole to chillax in.

Posted

Granted but as it turns out it's actually a place that materializes your worst fear in a very grotesque way (much like Silent Hill)

I wish for deep fried Kool Aid Balls

Posted

Granted. But it got you poisoned and died.

(what the fuck even is that....lmao! XD)

I wish I could shop with a bag full of cash.

Posted

Granted but you had fake cash and you got caught.

(I saw that while googling Deep fried twinkies)

I wish for poop

Posted

Granted, but whoever gave you the poop made you eat it too. (Ohhh..*insert* two girls one cup pun here XD)

I wish for deep-fried oreos.

(eff you...now i wanna go to a fair and have this yummy deep-fried goodness!)

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Granted but you overate and died of hearth attack

I wish for Boysen Berry flavored Mochi Ice cream

(Hah. so you did look it up xD that's what said when I saw those stuff)

Posted

Granted, but the mochis are hard as a rock and the ice cream melted the moment you saw it.

I wish for a golden ticket to teleport to Atlantis.

Posted

Granted but it was all just a dream

I wish it rains

Posted

Granted, but it was a deadly acid rain.

I wish for a spaceship.

Posted

Granted then it exploded before you can even ride it

I wish for a Troll Bridge

Posted

Granted, but the Trolls trampled you to death.

I wish this work day would be over...

Posted

Granted. But as you are leaving your boss called you and forced you to work overtime

I wish for more Crazy Hunty

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Granted, (dammit this is so hard to corrupt) but that Crazy Hunty ended up sodomizing you to death.

I wish for Nutella Crepe right about meow. :3

(OT: 2/24th! New season of RuPaul's Drag Race yaaaaaaaaaay!)

Posted

Granted. As you are about to take a bite it fell in the ground. We both know I'll enjoy that C: Come at me crazy hunty I'll take you like a champ

I wish i had chewy cookies

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Granted, but you have to chew them 1000 times before you can swallow the cookie.

I wish I were a bird.

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Posted

Granted.You Died

I wish unicorns had wings

Posted (edited)

Granted. But you wings are made of sharp metal and completely made you flightless.

(wait...isn't it unicorns have wings already??)

I wish to go out and experience Coachella!

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Granted, but California experiences its largest downpour in decades during the entire event.

I wish I was the planet Jupiter.

Posted

Granted, but you get hit by an asteroid every single milliseconds.

I wish I can hop in the Doctor's TARDIS.



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