Corrupted Wish

[Nadtorious]

Granted, but the maid doesn't know how to cook.

I wish for a box of Budweiser beer.

[Amicable]

Granted, but there wasn't any beer in the bottles. :(

I wish for a pack of paper.

[Nadtorious]

Granted, but as soon as you touch them, it became sand paper.

I wish I can forget a horrible memory.

[Amicable]

Granted, but your horrible memory, happened to you again, and so you remembered the memory D:!

I wish for crayons.

[Lacrexius]

Wish granted, but the crayons you are currently holding is the key to save humanity from the current Alien Invasion. 45% of humanity is destroyed leaving more millions at the hands of this extraterrestrials. You alone is given the dangerous task of putting this so called 'crayons' in the heart of the invasion to wipe out all the Invaders. This crayons contains Earth's final stand.

I wish for a Time-Stopping Watch.

[Nadtorious]

Grated, but it broke and you where stuck in that same place for life.

I wish for a better keyboard

[Amicable]

Granted, but when you bought it some of the buttons didnt work.

I wish commercials wouldn't disrupt me from watching my t.v. shows....

[Nadtorious]

Granted, but one of the advert tells you that your fav. tv show is changing channel and you've missed it.

I wish fish has no bones so it be easier to eat,.

[Amicable]

Granted, but then fish were easier to capture in fishing nets that in 4 days the fish become extinct. No more fish.... q_q

I wish I get a brand new laptop on Christmas. :)

[supream]

Granted, but you got a Dell and it broke, so you called customer support and were rerouted to India and had to wait on the phone for 5 hours and wound up getting no help, now your stuck with a broken computer.

I wish for a new club

[Amicable]

Granted, but they did not allow you to go in.

I wish for a new backpack.

[Nadtorious]

Granted, but it was ugly ~

I wish I can go back in time.

[Amicable]

Granted, but you got stuck in 1800s that you had to stay there forever, and after 100 years you died.

I wish for chocolate chip cookies.

[Nadtorious]

Granted, but the chocolate chips on the cookie was goat poo.

I wish for a glass of soya milk.

[Amicable]

Granted, but it was actually white paint in the soya milk carton :(

I wish for my own house.

[Nadtorious]

granted, but it was only a toy house,

i wish my hair grows faster

[Amicable]

Granted, but you realized that you hate having long hair, and it was already too late, your hair grew 30x the length of it before. D:

I wish it would rain today.

[Nadtorious]

Granted, but only for 1 minute.

I wish I can be a rockstar !!

[Eternal Life]

Granted but you only were a "One Hit Wonder"

I wish I could look into other people minds

[Nadtorious]

Granted, but on most people you cant bear whats in their mind.

I wish for a better keyboard

[Eternal Life]

Granted, but a Friend crushed it right away.

I wish i could travel around the World

[Amicable]

Granted, but your plane crashed onto a small island and nobody could find you, and left you there to die.

I wish for a fancy pen.

[Nadtorious]

Granted, but it electricutes people to death, then you got sentence in jail for life.

I wish I'm intelligent

[Eternal Life]

Granted but you became crazy by living with your intelligence

I wish i could teleport

[Amicable]

Granted, but one time after you teleport, only half your body went and you died because of losing a lot of blood.

I wish for a 0.5 lead pencil. :)