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Corrupted Wish

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Granted, but you got strucked by lightning and your chicken became roasted.

I wish I can teleport

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Granted, but you can only teleport at one place, in your bathroom

I wish I can be a panty.

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Granted, but a 6y/o girls panty and you got peed on and you got caught pedoing.

I wish for more tofu !!

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granted, but you will smell like a tofu... a ROTTEN TOFU

I wish for a hot and sexy dream... Good Night guys :3

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Granted, but it was hot naked chicks catching on fire when they touched you and your fell off

I wish i could leave from work early and hang out with my wife

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Granted, but your boss was also taking time off with his wife and spotted you there and you lost your job~

I wish I could have markers in all colours available!!

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Granted, but the markers are made of shit

I wish for a JETPACK

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Granted, but it was defected and when you used it, you crashed into a building.

I wish for a tennis racquet.

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Granted, but first time you hit the ball it went through it.

I wish school wasn't this hard.

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Granted, but it became more difficult the next week.

I wish for a bowl of candy.

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granted, but the candies came out of my ass

I wish for a Hot and Naked girl

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Granted, but her skin was color yellow.

I wish I never get full when eating.

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Granted But you kept eating untill you became a bomb and exploded

I wish cats didnt Shed

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Granted, but suddenly it did !

I wish I have a coconut juice right now.

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Granted but its super sour

I wish sister wasnt so good at cooking

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Granted, but then you started loving what they cook.

I wish it be sunny.

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Granted, but its 140 degrees out

I wish I could Pass time faster

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Granted, but you over passed it.

I wish I dont get insomnia tonight.

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Granted, but the next day you got it again. D:

I wish it could rain tomorrow.

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Granted, but it will rain stones and rocks

I wish for hot chicks trick or treating

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Granted, but you have no home and candies to give to dem hot chicks!

I wish I understand this game..

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Granted, but you don't :3

I wish for a thana

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granted, but you're too noob to use it.

i wish today is tomorrow

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granted, but you died

I wish for a super cute puppy

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Granted, but it bite you penis off.

I wish the person below me changes his underwear



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