Terminus Posted January 18, 2008 Report Posted January 18, 2008 So, I got these really big pants to fit my penis. So, somehow it was TOO big. So I had to grab some coupons and fill it inside to make it fit. But, somehow I urinated in my pants since it took a LONG time getting coupons out of there before I could unsheathe. So, since they are all wet and urinated. I'll do an event to give them away! Get into my pants event. Forsaken Ragnarok online Pat is looking for the following: 2 Events GMs with minimal GM Powers. 1 person who wants to get in my pants. Here is the Application Format All Applications must be in this format or your application will not be valid! 1. How old are you ? 2. What time zone do you live in (We are looking for European/Asian GMs We are looking for some newbs who want to get in my pants)? 3. How many sexual languages can you speak fluently ( NOT your ability to use a sexual vocabulary translator)? 4. How often do you play Forsaken Ragnarok Online want to get in my pants during the week? 5. How long do you usually stay online if you want to get in my pants? 6. How long could you stay online in my pants if it was needed? 7. How long have you been playing RO? 8. How long have you been playing with us your own pants? 9. Are you active on our forum? 10. Why do you want to be a GM in my pants?? 11. Have you ever held a position or just held something in your hands? with responsibilities in the past ? If so, specify what it was. 12. What do you think sets you apart from the rest? E-mail your Applications to [email protected]. PM me your applications. anyone who posts their applications here is disqualified. Applications close on the 14 of this month , Thank you. Whoever sends me the best application first, wins. kthx. This event can last a week OR up to a 18923012 years. Depending on how crap your applications are. You may post here for any comments or w/e THE WINNER OF THE EVENT WILL RECIEVE AS FOLLOWS: 1-900 COUPONS. WINNER OF THE EVENT'S APPLICATION WILL BE POSTED ON HERE. THERE ARE NO WINNERS AND LOSERS (Except the people that lose).
Terroryst Posted January 18, 2008 Report Posted January 18, 2008 Do you want us to do good or bad on it? LAwl.
Terminus Posted January 18, 2008 Author Report Posted January 18, 2008 It doesn't matter. Aslong as yours is the best out of all of them. Edit: If you are a girl and a hawt one (or a real one would do) your prize is between 2-900. GUYS GET BETWEEN 1-900. thx. If you are a fake girl then you get only 1-1 depending on how good it is.
drax13 Posted January 19, 2008 Report Posted January 19, 2008 Forgot to say in my pm Im a Hermaphrodite. Do i get 3?
Arcane Posted January 19, 2008 Report Posted January 19, 2008 Ahahahahaha! Lol. This is insane. I think this is more Hilarious than the Damascus event.
drax13 Posted January 19, 2008 Report Posted January 19, 2008 I hope my application is insane enoughr for you x]
nao-chann Posted January 19, 2008 Report Posted January 19, 2008 *Rawr* This Threads Reveald my naughty attitude Lol.... >.>
nao-chann Posted January 19, 2008 Report Posted January 19, 2008 Good Lord... Do you apply too ... Lolo
Arcane Posted January 19, 2008 Report Posted January 19, 2008 Pretty curious about your applications. I mean, oh God~~
drax13 Posted January 19, 2008 Report Posted January 19, 2008 When this is over, Term. should post all the applications so we can have a good laugh.
Terminus Posted January 20, 2008 Author Report Posted January 20, 2008 Nice creativity guys. SO FAR NON OF IT IS QUITE WHAT I EXPECTED. Also, I won't post your application on this UNLESS, you specifically PM me asking to. Yes, GMs can enter. AND, ONE GIRL SO FAR?!? w0w rllyyy nice. Edit: I love this one. 10. Why do you want to be in my pants?? To get the high score! =D
nao-chann Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 Nice creativity guys. SO FAR NON OF IT IS QUITE WHAT I EXPECTED. Also, I won't post your application on this UNLESS, you specifically PM me asking to. Yes, GMs can enter. AND, ONE GIRL SO FAR?!? w0w rllyyy nice. Edit: I love this one. 10. Why do you want to be in my pants?? To get the high score! =D I'm Just Wondering Who Is That Then.. !?!?!?!?
drax13 Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 In an event like this, creativity wins.
Genesis Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 In an event like this, creativity wins. That or Nymphomania x_X
Sapphirel Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 typing this application form and sending it was the longest minute of my life.
nao-chann Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 typing this application form and sending it was the longest minute of my life. Of course its is la.. For me is it too..
Sapphirel Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 I swear to God, if there is another event like this... I am not joining anymore ;o
Terminus Posted January 20, 2008 Author Report Posted January 20, 2008 olawd. Sapphirel's application was so hilarious. It was quite enjoying too. Oh and on a side note. The event will be over when I get my laptop repaired. Which would be TBA. Another thing, if you wish for me to post your application when the event is over. PM me asking so or else your application WILL NOT BE POSTED. Unless if I change my mind of course.
Sapphirel Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 Lawl Terminus. Don't say it out loud ;o (Its embarrassing D: )
drax13 Posted January 20, 2008 Report Posted January 20, 2008 Aww cmon, let's here those random outbursts of answers.
