Perishable Posted May 3, 2010 Report Posted May 3, 2010 I am so bored right now. If you're bored, read this story. A Street, Canada. Somdara: Crazy sh*t! He's lucky they didn't shoot his ass down right there. Gerald:Thats what he gets for f*cking killing someone. Kevin: ahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahah hellll yeahhh hahahahahhahahahaha Somdara: Do you remember how Hitler and his nazi thugs behaved? Gerald, Kevin: Yea Somdara: Thats one of those good old fashioned 3rd world country beatdowns. Gerald: dat juz crzy!!! Kevin: I wonder wat he do though.... Somdara: He was a theif and he killed someone. Kevin: But why the whole mob gotta mob his ass like that? Gerald:Maybe becuz they luv the girl or guy dat he murdered? Charlie: No no no. The guy got caught f*king with some donkey.. Somdara: Yeah right, SMD. Charlie: ya menz. den da F*king plane drop bags of rice and it fell on him from 300 ft up from da US Helicopter. Somdara: Dude, what the hell are you smoking. Charlie: iunno. It can happen man Kevin: charlie, you r f*cking stupid. Charlie: take a f*cking joke you piece of shit.. Damn, take sh*t too damn seriously! Kevin: ur f*kin stupid hes a murderr he killed some body retart "stoled a sheep or somthing" ur a stupid ass. Charlie: like im suppose to kno that.. they should kill that motherf*cker... ahahaha it was f*cking funny. I was close man!! donkey > Sheep ahahah Gerald: jesus!!when you kill someone be ready for jungle justice.. Somdara: Wild apes haha A hobo : hate black shit... Back to Africa and there live and die. Somdara, Gerald, Kevin, Charlie: the f*ck?, who u? da fk u want? A hobo: you herd me. Somdara: Dude. You mind your own bussiness. A hobo: dat nigga got off lucky, i would've left with his nutts. He murdered this wealthy family. Somdara: Ah... So that's why these angry mobs is like up on him.... and how the f*ck do you know? Kevin: wat does dat have to do with the crzy mob? A hobo: I was there. Charlie: kjbekjahuuuuuuaaaaaa why the fuck were they so pissed about:)))))))))))))..fuck trashcan in the fucking head..one guy hit him with a fucking table!!!!fuuuucckkk:))))))))) Somdara: oh yeah! the f*cking table lol Kevin: f*cking animals LOL Charlie: They were trying to turn him into a shishkabob. Kevin: here we go again.. f*ck u charlie! I dont want to hear this anymore. Somdara: Ok guys, STFU. Right now, we're trying to find out what really happen. Gerald: all i herd waz Why did you kill him, you didn't have to kill him" Da murderer: "I didn't, wasn't me" "But you've got the pistol, they gave you the pistol" Da murderer: "No, you got it all wrong" That's pretty much it. Somdara: Dude. ._.; Even though he murdered someone, I was all like "Damn". Angry f*cking city mob LOL Charlie: thats because he cut of a womens boobs then killed her. the guy needed her breast to drink milk. he was poor cuz he nid milk Kevin: Oh my f*cking god! Charlie, this sh*t aint funny u piece a sh*t! Charlie: :D! *Smile* Somdara: LOL. F*cking charlie man, don't you feel bad for the guy? Charlie: n0p! I herd da murderer died cuz they cut his head off and took off his clothes then fragged him. Kevin: Wow, im bout to kick ur ass man. or get an angry mob like dat on u, u f*cking jew. Somdara: LOL, you're being f*cking racist now. You guys are F*cking ridiculous. A hobo: hey can u guys spare me some money? i been here all day and im hungry.. please man? Kevin: >.> Gerald: LOL! this hobo man Somdara: Yeah sure, here. a hobo: haahahahah you guys r f*cking stupid!! I was the murderer and people thought it was that poor guy.. I needed the money so I can escape the country. thank u guys anyways. Somdara: Holy f*ck!! what did I just do. Gerald, Charlie, Kevin: nice move dumbass. To be continue!
Perishable Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Posted May 3, 2010 LOL. I got so bored, so I made it up. But like charlie said!! It can happen!!!
Danny Posted May 4, 2010 Report Posted May 4, 2010 LOL I am so damn freaking lost but I can't help myself but LOL at this man. Nice work Dude.
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