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Dear Diary,

<3 My Darling 100 x's Billion!

End <3

Edited by Lenneth Celie
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Dear Diary,

I didn't want to go to work today...

But I went to work anyways...

Boss asked me if I wanted a XBox for FREE

Of course I said yes.

Come back home to try it out.

It didn't work.... at all.. FML

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Dear Diary,

I just farted... it was freaking awesome.

My gf heard it too on the mic ( even after I told her to take her headset off ) :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Good thing, she didn't use the speaker... if she did...

THAT WOULD BE FREAKING EPIC THOUGH LOOOOOOOOOL

End.

Posted

Dear diary, im leaving fkenRO, i hope all je noobs who ever annoyed me die alone. <3

The End

P.S. Edelweiss is hot.

Posted

Dear Diary,

The night sky has lots of stars tonight. I really want to view them with my Boyfriend <3

End.

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@Annie " LOL Thanks ;D "

Dear Diary,

Going to be busy soon :D Need to do my next Elite Set Muahah~

Be a nice break from berry farming LOL I farmed too much and I know most of you people know about it already.

End.

Posted

Dear diary,

Why be such a biatch and give me a headache?

End

ps. smoking is bad..=/ fml

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Dear diary,

Annie is such a biatch and gave me a headache.

End

ps. annie is bad..=/ fml

Hater. :[

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Dear Diary:

I still dont Like Diaries or Edelweiss :D (Jk jk Ily Man)

The End.

Posted

Dear diary,

I'm starting school Monday. o.o Don't know my schedules yet, but I'll register this Thursday -hopefully I'll get my classes in the morning =/.

End.

Posted

Dear Diary,

Mo money, mo problems.

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i haven't slept for 2 days. i know a lot of you do this on a regular basis but this is completely new to me.

while i was reading and half-awake, a seed of curiosity came into my mind: why is armani always talking about money? then a bulb of idea came into my mind: "maybe he's got no one in real life to talk to about it."

is my pretension correct? did i even use the word "pretension" correctly? please enlighten me dear diary...

the end

edit: diary, today i had hit a cockroach on the wall with my slippers and it fell near my coffee bottle...

the end

Edited by Seriously Serious
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dear diary,

i don't belong in this thread, but someone told me to write something. I got someone banned today, im so proud of myself.

The end

PS i keel u all in forfild.

Posted

Dear Diary,

I got blamed by the one Ming got banned but it's ok. He's still banned.

End.

Posted

Dear diary,

I don't think you get banned for randoming people so I dunno what his problem was. He's funny though.

<3

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Dear Diary,

Ken never put "The End" at the end of his diary.

The End.

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@Cirrus " Don't forget the End/The End Dude LOL "

Dear Diary,

I r.... something something Ahuehuehue!

Its a secret ;D

End.

Posted

Poor Maya :/

Dear Diary,

I miss my Babygirl QQ

The End.

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Dear Diary,

I skipped class again. I've been out of energy sigh.

End.

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dear diary

i been workin out today i sweat lot me penis smell like tomato so i took shower and i smel like da ocean then me black friend came over and told me to work out again i got sweaty again and him too we were hot and we fell asleep on my bed i woke up and i saw his balls infront of me eyes it smell like peanuts so i tot it was peanuts and i took a bite and he scream then i say o tat u ball? it black like a peanut i sry he say it oki i tot u penis a banana cause it yellow and we shower together

end

Posted (edited)

Dear Diary,

Why is tony gay ;[

End.

Edited by Perishable
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Dear Diary,

It's not everyday I can read a story about Tony. Life entertained.

End.




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