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Sapphirel

The Corrupt a Wish Foundation

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Wish granted, but the cake screws your stomach so much that you wish to sleep with giant guard robot.

I wish to be hugged by someone i love =3

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Granted, then I BAN YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IP BAN

I wish I wish I was a...... DONKEY

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Granted, but then some overweight guy sits on you, and you die.

I wish I could Fly :)

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Granted, but then a plane hit you.

I wish I wasn't so scared all the time.

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Granted, but your bravery forced you to fight with a monster and it ate you.

I wish I had an angel.

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Granted, but the delivery center messed up and sent you a demon instead. You are now damned to hell.

I wish I had no homework.

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I wish that if I have children they will be muscular like me.

^ Granted but they were all girls

I wish i had more wishes

hahahahaha they were all girls HAHAHAHAHA!!! this really got me hahahaha!

ANYWAY

^granted, teacher gave you a year's worth of expensive projects instead to be submitted by tomorrow or else you'll fail and get expelled.

I wish for a purse that never runs out of money

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Granted, but you are given lots of Housekeeping/Houseworks to do.

I wish I had a Thana card xD

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^granted, but u accidentally dropped it and the ground ate it up as you know how fast loots dissappear... OMG!

i wish i had food right now... with no poison pls...

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Your wish is my command. But the food does not make you satiated. You must find another food to satisfy your hunger ^^

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^ wish granted, you lost all your money because you celebrated everyday.

I wish my friends go back to this server.(Date and Rei I am talking about you guys)

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^ Granted, but they ditched you for me

I Wish for better corruption of wishes

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Granted, but then that wish got corrupted too.

I wish spongebob came to my house one day, and helped me beat up Patrick. :[ ( I never really liked him qq... )

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wish granted but no one was home to answer the door so they both just ate your food

I wish that Rena (my gf) wasn't mad at me anymore :(

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Granted but it was only increased for 1 millisecond and you weren't online for it.

I wish Rena wasn't furious either :(

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Granted but she went emo D: .

Wish that I was 19 so I can MOVE QQ!

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Unfortunately you moved in a strange house.WITH DEMONS WITH IT!

I wish I can see ghost

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I AM NOT REI FROM THAT DAMNED PS, I JUST SAW THIS NAME but hey I also liked that name LOL!

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^granted but you can also feel them and they all raped you

I wish people wouldn't make random comments in the middle of this

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^Granted but they ignored you

I wish I have the same sig like hated have right now




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