The Black Santa

I am: The Black Santa

I like: To annoy Santa, to groom Phlodur's blue fur and petting his black glowing nose. (Phlodur is a pure-bred Nightmoose, a rare breed that eats reindeer, along with my other Nightmoose*: Envy, Lust, Pride, Gluttony, Wrath, Greed, Sloth, and a spare.)

I dislike: Santa, Milk and cookies, elves, toys, Santa, and when Sloth doesn't feel like moving the chariot.

My job: To destroy Santa and his evil minions [Elves]

Proof of Santa's Evilness?: Hes just a pedophile breaking into people's houses all at once, to look at little children. Santa-> Satan. More proof? It is Physically Impossible for a man to go around the world in a night on the world's fastest machine, yet this fat, old white guy goes around the world, goes down chimneys, eat, does questionable things to children, then goes on his way to the next house, in less than 10 hours. It's a lie, believe it.

Santa is good? YOU decide.

Any questions? Ask away /gg