Once you learn the secret to it, Pig Latin is incredibly simple. It looks complex but its really stupid simple xD.
Translation of the conversation:
Tyler: Eregon I'ma take over hugel and name it Pig Latin Land.
Eregon: Thats illegal. I already bought the city. And renamed it eregon's awesome land.
Tyler: But but you left me out.... I am depressed.
lolz xD