Sapphirel

Ok, to do this, follow the instructions, then post what you get and we'll see who's is funnier. Find the month you were born..... January: I partied with February: I beheaded March: I stabbed and killed April: I messed around with May: I Sniped June: I robbed July: I ate August: I got married to September: I beat up October: I dressed up as November: I enflamed December: I slept with Find the day of your birthday... 01: Myself 02: a novice 03: The GM's 04: a thief 05: a monk 06: a veteran 07: Baphomet 08: a poring 09: a PecoPeco 10: some thief bugs 11: a kappa 12: a h4c|<312 13: a weapon 14: dead branches 15: a wedding ring 16: some food 17: a house 18: the church in Prontera 19: my wife 20: a SinX 21: a professor 22: a super novice 23: a sniper 24: a LK 25: a seal 26: a acolyte 27: Prontera 28: a Mod 29: all of Forsaken-RO 30: a Dragoon Wizard 31: The above poster Find the FIRST letter of your username... A: to save the future. B: because i hate Forsaken-RO (not taking this personally....). C: and I like it. D: for monster food. E: because I felt like it. F: to get a set of +10 uber items. G: because it lead to free karma. H: and I had a baby. I: for the fame. J: and I liked it. K: and I had oh so much fun. L: to be the best person in the server. M: because i'm insane. N: because i hate Life. O: for the money. P: and it sucked. Q: because i love PKers. R: on the mountain. S: to get Yggs. T: for my wife. U: because I was owned by my poring. V: with my noob knife. W: because I thought it was for the PvP. X: because I lost my mind. Y: for no reason at all. Z: because I don't like it. Don't worry if the sentence makes no sense...it usually doesn't. Mine: I messed up with a Sin X and I liked it? o.o;;

^granted, but Satan kicked 'em back to earth. I wish I am immortal /gg

with or without warp sounds fine to me. Does it even matter? The delay of course automatically drove those warp abusers to hell /gg And when I said warp abusers, I meant: 1. MVP warp out abusers 2. PVP warp kill abusers 3. Farm warp abusers So I guess I'd vote for not removing the delay. /no1

I'd be screwed over. It means I failed in my job as a woman o.o; What would you do if you picked up a million dollars cash?

^Granted, but the people began to abuse it and the in-game economy went down. And when all of the people began rambling, yadda-yadda and whatnot, they all had to blame you for everything. You get banned, and the RO server closed due to a f*cked up economy. I wish for a week's vacation.

Deviant art has been cool for lets say... 2-3 years? I've been a long-time member once, but due to the increasing number of emo-fags and fur-fags, I began to dislike deviant art. Some people use it as a place to hang out with other emos and retards, which is highly irritating. Most of them are immature little shits now, who use dA like myspace and whatnot. Try searching most of the features of dA, then you'll know what I mean. Emofags = 25% Furfags = 25% Artists (Good/Average) = 15% Artists (Poor) = 15% Artists (General/Professionals/Photographers) = 10% Artists (Poets/Novelists/Story writers) = 10%

Card: uhhh.. too many to mention D: Pets: Zealotus/Zherltsh FTW! *Cracks Whip*

^Granted, but all the energy overflowed and you exploded. I wish for 2 billion dollars that are marked money, clean and cannot be stolen and is insured in every other way.

Okay, I'll just post one more for the lulz ;D There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive, who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed. So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who: 1) would treat her nicely 2) wouldn't run away from her, 3) would be good in bed. Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?" And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

^ Granted, but it was all black and you can't see anything. I wish I had a new uber hax headgear D:

There was once this young couple who wanted to have sex, but didn't have enough money to pay for a motel room. Instead, they decided to do it in the girl's house. The only problem is that there is only one bed in the girl's room, and it was a double-decked bed. The girl's little sister is the one sleeping at the bottom bed and the older sister is the one sleeping at the top. So the thing is, they could have sex there, but they mustn't wake the little girl. Girlfriend: Okay, I have a solution. When I say "Ham", you would go faster. When I say "Baloney", you would slow down. Ham and Baloney are the passwords. (Then they climbed up the top bed and started having sex) Girlfriend: Ham Ham ham!! (The boyfriend goes faster in humping her) Girlfriend: Baloney baloney baloney!! (The boyfriend slows down a bit) Girlfriend: Ham ham ham!! (The boyfriend goes faster again) Just then, the little girl woke up and shouted at the lovers having sex at the top bed. Little Sister: Goddamnit!! Quit makin' sandwiches up there will ya? I'm getting mayonnaise all over me~!! Couple: ....

Son: Dad! Dad! I am so happy today! Dad: Why? Son: I fucked my teacher in the classroom! Dad: Oh wow! Lets celebrate then! My son has finally become a real man! Come here you little bastard and grab a beer and sit with yer old man! Son: I can't. Dad: WHY?! Son: My ass still hurts. Dad: ....

In kindergarten, the teacher was having some religious talk with the students. She asks one of the little kids, "Where can we find God?" The child replied, "In the church!". "Very good!" The teacher smiled. Another one raised her hand, "In the worship concerts I saw my momma sing with her friends. God must be there!" "Correct!" The teacher smiled again. And then another child raised his hand, "God is in our hearts!" Another correct answer. But when little Billy raised his hand, he replied shyly. "In the bathroom." "Whaaat?!" The teacher was furious."How come God is in the toilet?!" "Well you see..." The boy narrated, "When momma wakes up every morning, she would bang the toilet door and say 'Oh dear lord! When are you coming out of there?!'" Teacher and students: .....

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

Once there was a man who went to the local parish priest to confess his sins. Guy: Father, please forgive me for I have sinned. I skipped church last sunday to sleep with my girlfriend's sister. Priest: .... Guy: Then her mother saw us having sex. Priest: .... Guy: Then the mother joined in as well. Father you must think of me as a horrible man. Priest: What the fuck are you saying? Give me a high-five you motherfucker!

I was talking about the gun flailing kid not you >.>

see you around sir /ok (And yes, the community is better compared to ****RO.) LOL!

this has automatically became a lame flame thread. Off topic = close please. This is for the sexiest girls on the server thread, not the most badaass nigras showing their toy pellet guns thread. Oh and that does not impress me at all sir. Fail +1. EDIT: Pretty hardcore for a pokemanz kid. =D

says the 40-year old fat ass who lives under his mom's basement.

hello sir /ok

^ granted, but they all got bored being happy and killed each other. I wish for a million dollars, cold, clean cash.

^Granted, but you became the dumbest person alive. I wish I had a faster PC.

naww. You didn't miss anything.

Its already been posted and no answers whatsoever. close thread plx. Jeez, people need to stop making useless threads repeatedly.

If you've been in a forum before and not know what the "Corrupt Wish" game is, you should go shoot yourself. ...I'm feeling nice though, so I'll post some rules. First you wish for something then the next person corrupts that wish and then posts a wish of their own to be corrupted. Example: First Poster: I wish for cake. Next Poster: Granted, but that cake is poisoned. I wish for pie. Simple, no? So I'll start things off. I wish for a lot of money.