Dear Diary,
HAHA. He broke up with you. I told you it's gonna' end up that way. But nooo! He loves you and shit. Now what about the holidays we've booked? I don't care about your problems, I AM going to fly there and I AM going to have a good time, no matter you or Mel are crying all day. Who the fuck cares? Seriously, grow up.
Love,
Pat.