Drunk

Facebook Xbox 360 Or Play Station 3?

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2 Guys walk in a bar, And the 3rd one is a duck.

I was gonna tell a mexican joke, but, thats just crossing the line!

You Know What! I was gonna tell a gay joke, butt, fuck it!

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I do!

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This belongs in the Ticket System.

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I sang this song to Barack Obama for he can sleep better.

Hi, leave all your funny jokes here. :D I'll start! 3 Women walk into a ice cream store,They each buy one cone, the first one is licking the cone, the second one is biting the cone, and the last one is sucking the cone. Which one is married? Answer: The One With The Ring On Her Finger. But, if by any chance you were thinking about the licking or sucking or even the biting one we should get together sometime... If you know what I mean! *Wink Wink* ;) You know to buy ice cream... What did you think I was talking about!

Neither Black Ops 2 Or Halo 4 (I got both)

Im usually online but afk TPBM Doesn't have a six pack but will say they do.

Granted, But cuz I need some I stole em. I wish that I had my main account back.

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Oh my god... -1-1-1-1 NO!

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Real Life Stalker [GM]Genesis Or [GM]Veracity?

Predicament, Hand Down Haters! Yes, that means you!

NO!