Me:
Oh father
God:
Hurrah! What color are your eyes?
Me:
Grey
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
I like it
God:
What do you like about Grey?
Me:
Its sexy
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
yes, people fap to it.
God:
How do you know it is? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
wat?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
wat?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Wat?
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.
Me:
cuz ur too pr0
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am pr0.
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Thanks for telling me that I am pr0."? Me, ?
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
I like eggs
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
It gives you herpes
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Eggs
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
orly?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
orly?
God:
Are we still talking about orly?
Me:
ya
God:
Sure, orly sounds like a good topic.
Me:
ttly.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
idgaf
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
suffing my heels in ur anal hole
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
the one who kills hugh jackman.
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
wtf is ur problem?
God:
Is my problem? I don't know.
Me:
ysoserious?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Konrad Zuse. But I did not get that.
Me:
wat?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Are you confused?"? Me, ?
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
u like bunnies?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
wat
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
wat?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
I had sex in a confession booth once. is that a sin?
God:
Do you still have sex in a confession booth ? That depends.
Me:
yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
it rocks
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
wat?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
sex rocks
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
so u do it alone?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I do not it alone. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
wat.
God:
No big deal.
Me:
kthxbye u nub
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
yattly.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
no. u douche bag, if u were lawyer. we all die.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I douche bag if you were lawyer. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
OMGEMORAGEQUITSLIT. I CANT THIS NO MOAR
God:
Can we get back to business?
Rickrolled.