Sry if its long.
A Filipino Applies for a Job at Wal-Mart.
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of
hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting
through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally
qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and a
Filipino.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one
question Their answer would determine who of them would get
the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the
conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing
you know?" Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just
pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's
just there.
A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
"And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and
you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest
thing I know."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an
eye, that's a very popular clich?for speed."
He then turned to George, the Australian who was
contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step
out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When
you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn
comes
on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I
can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third
answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the
speed of light" he said.
Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and
final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio
replied, "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's obyus
to me dat the fastest thing is Diarrhea."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the
response. The others were already giggling in their seats...
"Oh, I can expleyn sir,." said Eleuterio. " You
see, sir, da ader day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast
to the CR, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT,
I had alreydi shit in my pants!"
Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart. LOL
