Lucius Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 So, I was taking a dump earlier right? It happens to be that there was no toilet paper on the handle thing and the stack of new paper was wrapped up next to me but stuck in a tight place. That shit is annoying! Wow, why can't they make, painless laser toilet paper already? You just sit, take a shit and have a little laser scan your butt and burn off the bacteria without leaving any harmful stuff there. I am tired of having to unwrap toilet paper. Damn.
Millenia Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 Thanks for making me lose my appetite.
Lucius Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Posted January 14, 2009 Haha if that spilled your appetite then don't go to Zack's Naked thread...
Terroryst Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 Hey, man. That thread is clean. LOLDUDE, IN JAPAN THEY GOT TOILETS THAT SPRAY YOUR ASS CLEAN WITH WATER. THAT'S FUCKING PRO LOL.
cookiesNapples Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 Hey, man. That thread is clean. LOLDUDE, IN JAPAN THEY GOT TOILETS THAT SPRAY YOUR ASS CLEAN WITH WATER. THAT'S FUCKING PRO LOL. lol i was born in Japan. and yeah they are pro. IT FEELS SO WEIRD WHEN YOU FIRST USE IT =O but its like orgasm once you get used to it =D i always wondered what happens if u accidentally crap on the spray thing though >.>
Overcast Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 That's how they got their small eyes. They got too carried away on building new stuffs.
Lucius Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Posted January 14, 2009 Those Japanese got everything, hotels with small rooms, epileptic anime, ass-cleaners, transformers... Why can't the U.S develop already?
Overcast Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 Since the U.S is undergoing on a crisis, it's needs to recover. Imagine Japan with a white guy as a president. Even if they are thinking that they are tough, they would surely fall if that incident/crisis ever happen.
» Pat Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 Thanks for making me lose my appetite. I was about to eat something but nevermind that now. QQ
Levis Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 I like it =P We should really get this too in Germany.
Lacey Posted January 14, 2009 Report Posted January 14, 2009 So Yea if you think thats bad Try Being back 60 years ago and Having to use the Sears Catalog to whipe your ass "O Honey we Need to Get this Fancy new deal they got its called a Television Set" RIP! WHIPE! "O Crap, its a mail in Order..." "Fck it! Tell the mail man to never mind the smell Hun!" :weird: :biggrin:
