I HATE OLD PEOPLE

[Casio]

*presses CAPSLOCK*

NOT OLD AS IN 30+ I MEAN LIKE REALLY OLD 70+

FIRST OFF

THEY ALWAYS AND I MEAN ALWAYS CROWD AN ELEVATOR! ITS LIKE "room for one more? heheh" AND ITS LIKE NO... NO THERE ISN'T. WHY DONT YOU WAIT TIL THIS ELEVATOR LEAVES AND HIT THE UP BUTTON AGAIN?

THEN AFTER WE ARE ALL PACKED INTO AN ELEVATOR, THEIR SMELL STARTS TO BUILD UP. HALF OF THEM SHIT THEMSELVES AND THE OTHER HALF HAVE DUMPED THE BOTTLE OF DOLLAR STORE PERFUME/COLOGNE ON THEM TO COVER THEIR OWN SHIT SMELL. ITS LIKE JEEZE WTF.

THEN THE ELEVATOR GETS TO THEIR FLOOR, AND THEY ARE SO DAMN SLOW TO GET OUT OF THE ELEVATOR. LIKE EXCUSE ME HEHEH OLD BONES DON'T WORK AS WELL AS THEY USED TO. AND ITS LIKE NO SHIT YOU WERE SHAKING LIKE A CHIHUAHUA IN PARIS HILTON'S PURSE THE WHOLE WAY UP.

MY FLOORS ON THE FUCKING TOP SO THIS IS HAPPENING FOR 10 MINUTES MINIMUM. GET TO MY FLOOR PISSED OFF, I WAS GOING TO GO LAY DOWN BUT NOW IM TOO FUCKING TENSE.

THEN I GO TO A BUFFET AND IM EATING HAPPILY JUST FINALLY RELAXED AND I LOOK OVER. THERES AN OLD LADY STUFFING FOOD INTO LITTLE PLASTIC BAGGIES TO TAKE HOME. LIKE WHAT THE HELL WE ARE AT A CASINO YOU KNOW YOU DONT NEED THE FOOD JUST DONT DROP ANOTHER HUNDY IN THE MACHINE. THEN SHE GRABS A HAND FULL OF SWEET AND LOW PACKETS AND SHOVES THEM IN HER PURSE. SWEET AND LOW IS LIKE A DOLLAR FOR A BIG ASS BOX.

ITS LIKE

WHY CANT YOU JUST DIE ALREADY? YOU ARE TAKING UP SPACE, AND RAPING OUR GOVERNMENT FOR MONEY. YOU DONT CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING TO SOCIETY SO JUST DIE. IF EVERYONE OVER 65 JUST DIED RIGHT NOW, I BET ITD SLOW GLOBAL WARMING. INSTANTLY THERE ISNT 10-30% AS MANY PEOPLE DOING BAD THINGS TO OUR OZONE. NOW THAT THEY ARE DEAD THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WE USED TO SEND TO THEM CAN JUST GO BACK INTO OUR POCKETS.

I HATE OLD PEOPLE

edit: not all old people, just the stank ones, or the ones who steal sweet and low, or the ones who are completely fucking stupid and have no actual mental illness.

[Millenia]

TL;DR

[Terroryst]

That was retarded.

[Casio]

That was retarded.

its just a personal thing really. I needed to rant it out somewhere.

[Avalon]

For some reason, I found something really funny about this. Not all old people are bad, though, which you mentioned. I don't find the things that you mentioned to seem like they would piss someone off...

Not like anyone uses Sweet and Low anyway; it tastes like crap. What kind of sugar is that?

[Tick]

O_O HAY OLD PEOPLE ARE COOL!

[Kittie]

Equal is where it's at. Sweet and Low can suck it.

[The Black Santa]

Heh. Old people sounds pretty vague, lol. /heh

[Casio]

lol well those things alone arent so bad. In fact the old bones thing is kinda like funny cause its like i knew they would say it.

But mix all those things in with getting jackshit for your 18th birthday and being forced to spend it in a hotel room 300 miles from home and friends... youd be pissed off too.

[Phenomenon]

All of this is really stupid. If you truly feel this way, then I hope teenagers feel the same way about you when you're old and feeble. Old people don't have to contribute anything to society because they have done so there entire adult lives. They've worked in jobs which most of them probably hated so they could take care of ungrateful kids and pay taxes so the education system would continue to be funded so that immature, unappreciative kids could continue to learn. Jobs of today aren't as manually tedious as they used to be thanks to technological innovations. And even with the edit to your post after you realized how idiotic all you posted was, it still doesn't make up for all you said. Sure, old people can have there quirks, but I think after 40+ years of working, they have the right to be a little strange. I'm sure your grandparents aren't completely 'normal', they lived through a different time era, and probably have lived lives much tougher then yours will be. As for me, I let old people be and have compassion for them, because they can no longer do most things that we, in our young age, take for granted. Sure, most can be a nuisance, but haven't they earned the right to be after having worked there entire lives while you barely know the definition of hard work?

[Sorrow]

Try to understand and learn from them. Old people have lots of wisdom, i've learnt a lot from old people. If the problem is the clustered elevator...use the stairs ^^ As for public money, don't be so selfish...they already did a lot for the society, it's about time society do something for them since time made them weak and now they need the help.

Ask any old person if they like to be old or ask if they'd like to be young again, i think the answer is very obvious. It's not like they choose to be old...

[Eregon]

Old people's generation is also responsible for a lot of the problems our world faces today, and have left it up to us to fix it. Their lives may have been more labor intensive, but at least they were able to live through it. The current problems that face the young people of today are killing more of them than the problems of the past killed old people. I'd say they earned their right to be weird, but young people have earned their right to be impatient and irritable towards them.

[Icarus]

Welcome to the Club,Casio :biggrin:

[Terroryst]

lol well those things alone arent so bad. In fact the old bones thing is kinda like funny cause its like i knew they would say it.

But mix all those things in with getting jackshit for your 18th birthday and being forced to spend it in a hotel room 300 miles from home and friends... youd be pissed off too.

Shouldn't always expect a shower of gifts. I usually get nothing for my birthdays, I'd be happy enough with a simple Happy Birthday from anybody just to know that they acknowledge me.

[Ryoji]

I used to have this plan of joining congress.

Just to get a bill to pass, saying..(Sorry Tick)

People should die at the age of 40. Lol.

[Millenia]

getting jackshit for your 18th birthday

My spam on em es en wasn't enough?! ;_;

I DID IT WITH LOVE.

[Ethereal]

After the age of 10 I stopped expecting birthday parties and ponies.[/size][/size]

What... :( I still expect a pony sometime soon. ;;.

Old people aren't that bad. Some of them may act bratty but overall, they're nice. I'd love to see how you would behave if you were an old person. And what's with that about only getting jackshit of gifts? I don't want to be mean or anything but that's just acting kind of selfish. If somebody gives you a present and they put thought into it, that's all that matters, because they at least thought about you.

[-Insane-]

TL;DR

seconded.

[D.Vampire]

Well, Some of us live with old people.

They talk about the same thing over and over again. xD

[Casio]

Lol i think 60 should be the age limit since my grandpa was pretty kick ass til then.

[Maiku]

THEN I GO TO A BUFFET AND IM EATING HAPPILY JUST FINALLY RELAXED AND I LOOK OVER. THERES AN OLD LADY STUFFING FOOD INTO LITTLE PLASTIC BAGGIES TO TAKE HOME. LIKE WHAT THE HELL WE ARE AT A CASINO YOU KNOW YOU .DONT NEED THE FOOD JUST DONT DROP ANOTHER HUNDY IN THE MACHINE. THEN SHE GRABS A HAND FULL OF SWEET AND LOW PACKETS AND SHOVES THEM IN HER PURSE. SWEET AND LOW IS LIKE A DOLLAR FOR A BIG ASS BOX

LOL made me laugh XD but remember taht old people are retired. The reason they go to casinos are to relax and have fun. ._. maybe they were in need of sugar >> iono

[darrendota1]

Lol i think 60 should be the age limit since my grandpa was pretty kick ass til then.

I know someone who's already 65 years old, he can still carry heavy-weight objects and can run pretty damn fast for his age.

[Eregon]

My uncle Martin is 98, but he's more of a kid than you or I. He's a cool fuckin guy xD

[DeAmascus]

I think, I cried...from laughing... XD