Bolthor Posted September 20, 2008 Report Posted September 20, 2008 M.C. Bolty Bolt w/ Sir Pots-A-Lot I like high priests and I can not lie You other woers can't deny That when a priest walks in with an itty bitty waist And a ruwach in your face You get stunned Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice those "bucket hats" were stuffed Deep in those robes she's wearing I'm sanc'd and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna you to party me And let me take your screenie My guildies tried to warn me But that heal you got Make Me so horny("Bone"Helm?) Ooh, that rumps so assumptio'd You say you're not a hoe Well bless & agi me cuz you ain't that average guildie I've seen them dancers dancin' To hell with their romancin' Priests glory,lex, got it goin like a high, hot dex I'm tired of those forums Saying heal slaves are so borin' Take the average ro man and ask him that Shes gotta pack much back So 'slingers (yeah!) and 'saders (yeah!) Has your high priest got the sp? (yeah!) Enough for you and me?(hell yeah!) Well slave it, slave it, slave it, slave it, slave that peco butt HPs got back
Icon Posted September 21, 2008 Report Posted September 21, 2008 LOOOL. Best. Rant. Ever. the only thing i can add is .. /heh
Whitefish Posted September 21, 2008 Report Posted September 21, 2008 haha and you can even sing it. nice!
Lionheart Posted September 21, 2008 Report Posted September 21, 2008 The rant section currently belongs to Bolthor. I cannot stop laughing.
Syntax Posted September 22, 2008 Report Posted September 22, 2008 Hahaha, kudos to you. I enjoyed and lol'd at every line.
Tick Posted September 28, 2008 Report Posted September 28, 2008 Now go on ventrilo and sing it for Kareeokee Day! bahaha
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