Sensation Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 "Education is the Passport to the future for tomorrow are for those who prepare for it today" if you can tell me who said this you are my hero :D http://www.quotesandpoem.com/quotes/showqu...malcolm-x/19615 Malcolm X "Google ftw"
ramonjordan Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 Your are officially my hero :D Props to gm :)
ramonjordan Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 this is one i heard from my science teacher Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self, so therefore, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility - Khalil Gibran
Zeitgeist Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 "Where there's smoke, they pinch back."
Defiance Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 Chuck Norris makes onions cry. --- That's a proven fact.
Kaboom Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't read... he stares the book down until he gets the information he wants
Zeitgeist Posted September 11, 2008 Report Posted September 11, 2008 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AAAAH! Level 18? *choke noises*
ramonjordan Posted September 11, 2008 Report Posted September 11, 2008 Vegeta what is his power level? ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!
Ryoji Posted September 11, 2008 Report Posted September 11, 2008 Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
Sorrow Posted September 11, 2008 Report Posted September 11, 2008 "Chuck Norris doesn't use the google to search. The Google asks Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris needed a single houndhouse kick to split Bruce Lee in two. The results were Jet Li and Jack Chan."
Icarus Posted September 17, 2008 Report Posted September 17, 2008 "Now theres something you don't see every day." This one is classic,I can't believe no one posted it yet /heh
AsoBark Posted September 17, 2008 Report Posted September 17, 2008 I'll do you for 50c and a paperbag over your head.
