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What was the craziest Funny thing you ever did in your life?

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i was playing football, and a guy bit my leg, and he actually tore some skin off, and now i have a huge scar on my leg.

too much info man.

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lol i had a pretty awesome life going on, yet to weird.

mmmmm,

my friend jumped off a bridge, and jumped off with him.

(this is a true fact actually)

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My friend was driving his car, with all 4 of us in it.

He was going 25 mph... and we decided to jump off for fun.

I scraped my elbow. Others were fine. :ph34r:

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There was one time when me and my friends were playing cards at school and when the teacher came to class she told us to stop and get ready for class,then I suddenly yelled: "Shut the fuck up".

The teacher was shocked and didn't knew who said that and I was like with an innocent voice: "What?Who said that? O.O"

Me and my friend were laughing so hard after that and tried to do that to every teacher ever since /heh

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lol i had a pretty awesome life going on, yet to weird.

mmmmm,

my friend jumped off a bridge, and jumped off with him.

(this is a true fact actually)

"If you're friend jumped off a bridge, would you?"

"..."

"Too late."

Lol.

@Aso - Hopefully you landed correctly unlike me, lol.

Hmm, another funny thing I did... I guess another funny time was when my friends and I were messing around with the people driving through our complex. All the cars that drove by, I'd like, put a rock in front of the wheel for them to drive by and then scream out AHHH! Then they'd either speed off or stop and get out. We laughed when they sped up and then we ran and laughed when they stopped.

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3rd day of school, my girl, friend was walking up to me to give me a hug then someone pushed her, she tripped and she accidentally kissed me on the lips.

:blink:

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@Aso - Hopefully you landed correctly unlike me, lol.

nah, he dove out of the car head first.

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I was walking in the school hall and spotted my friend, walked in slow-mo right beside him and hit a wall.

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Oh this reminds me of something.

Well in our city, there was a huge event going on, no idea why or what is was but it was huge. It happened in a very big hall and there were all our friends plus around ~1000 people. Me and a friend, Kyra, went there, together. So during the evening, we both got kind of drunk (Too much champagne Q_Q). We looked at the stage and there were two vocalists. A woman and a guy. First, we went close to the stage, and started dancing. Then we got even closer to the stage, starting to sing. We ended up, standing right on the stage, alone with both singers, stealing their micros, singing 'Unbreak my heart'. When the song was over, it was all quite in the whole hall. Everybody was staring at us and the female vocalist approached us, giving us a huge red plush heart, that had the text 'I love you' written on it, saying, 'Oh god, you two are sooo sweeeeet!'. Then everybody started applauding. No that's not all. After they stopped, we tried to get off the stage and guess what happened? BAM. There we lied. Right on the dance floor. Next thing I remember is waking up in my bed. xD

Champagne. Don't drink to much champagne. Seriously. Don't do it.

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REMINDS. HELL.

Some easy things never get into my head.

But thanks for the grammar check. (:

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Shure but it might take a while due to my business caused by school + work. Q_Q

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yesplz.

Anyways;

I'm off to bed! Get on topic again. ;D

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i cut myself.

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kuochh and i were on msn chatting about hayley williams, and i notice he has his webcam on. i saw him masturbating, i was like /slur and /spin -wtf kuoch has a penis? :blink:

j/k.

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I need a sharper razor, u has one? :(

my razor is rusty apperently, and i got an infection cutting myself the other day :(

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my razor is rusty apperently, and i got an infection cutting myself the other day :(

I get in trouble when I use the kitchen knives. QQ




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