nikki0429 Posted July 23, 2008 Report Posted July 23, 2008 kk just post a funny joke here :D ill start.. here it is: The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review... Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An San tos?" G: "What?" RS:"San tos. July San tos?" G: "I don't think so" RS: "No? Judo one toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means." RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bother?" G: "No..just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Sorry?" RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. As ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever you say" RS: "Tendjewberrymud" G: "You're welcome" hope ull get it o.o
Myk Posted July 23, 2008 Report Posted July 23, 2008 Room Service is the reason for all deaths in hotels. This is the proof!
nikki0429 Posted July 23, 2008 Author Report Posted July 23, 2008 @ miss mezri - Room service guy is hard to understand xD /swt took me forever to understand wtf he's saying... LOL its funny after u get it xD
AsoBark Posted July 23, 2008 Report Posted July 23, 2008 Thats the best thing you've ever told me O_O /slur /meow /kis2 /rice /kis /swt /thx /ic /lv
kuoch Posted July 23, 2008 Report Posted July 23, 2008 haha funny, i lied i didnt even read it, im just going with the crowd ;P
Jewel Posted July 23, 2008 Report Posted July 23, 2008 RS: "Tendjewberrymud" = Thank you very much. It's just really really bad broken English. And it's funny. My Mexican Doctor calls a stomache a "stom-ah-chee". >>;
iHunt Posted July 23, 2008 Report Posted July 23, 2008 It was funny. It's one of those things when you laugh at it, then you keep reading and you laugh even harder. And it goes like that till you reach the end and post something like: It was funny. It's one of those things when you laugh at it, then you keep reading and you laugh even harder. And it goes like that till you reach the end and post something like: It was funny. It's one of those things when you laugh at it, then you keep reading and you laugh even harder. And it goes like that till you reach the end and post something like: It was funny. It's one of those things when you laugh at it, then you keep reading and you laugh even harder. And it goes like that till you reach the end and post something like: It was funny. It's one of those things when you laugh at it, then you keep reading and you laugh even harder. And it goes like that till you reach the end and post something like: It was funny. It's one of those things when you laugh at it, then you keep reading and you laugh even harder. And it goes like that till you reach the end and post something like... ETC.
kuoch Posted July 24, 2008 Report Posted July 24, 2008 WHERES OLD MAN JENKINS ??????? lol, now that made me laugh ;O
nikki0429 Posted July 25, 2008 Author Report Posted July 25, 2008 lawl. xD yea i Hunt is right xD RS: "We bother?" G: "No..just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." this MADE ME LAUGH!!!
AsoBark Posted July 25, 2008 Report Posted July 25, 2008 lawl. xD yea i Hunt is right xD RS: "We bother?" G: "No..just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." this MADE ME LAUGH!!! ORLY
Jewel Posted July 27, 2008 Report Posted July 27, 2008 My mom forwards dumb shit to my email all the time. Some are really funny.. others are like -deletedelete-. This one, however, made me laugh. BELIEVE it or not, these are REAL 911 Calls! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher: Excuse me? Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! ( This is my favorite. I'd be sick of it too! XD ) Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. ( reminds me of the Little Rascals - "QUICK! WHAT'S THE NUMBER FOR 911?!" ) Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police.
nikki0429 Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Posted July 28, 2008 lawl. ASO.... srsly if i meet u inreal life i wont hesitate to kick ur ass /pif
Domremy! Posted August 1, 2008 Report Posted August 1, 2008 Rofl. I think I love you Aso. Lol those were funny jewel. I'd be sad if my sandwhiches got eaten too. :(
