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Hey guys lets post a lot of Your mama joke and dedicate it to DohplaY

Heres mine\/

Yo mama is like a vacuum when you turn her On she starts sucking ~_~

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Yo mommas so cheap, she uses her yeast infections to make bread.

Grade 5 joke (cant believe I still remember it)------>yo mommas so cheap when I steeped on a cigarette but she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

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yo momma so fat shes fat

ohhh~

dominos...

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Yo moma is a Vaccuum... She sucks... She Excretes... and she Stay stuck in the closet...
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LOL, this HAS to be the most ridiculous topic ever.

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Yo momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo momma's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

Yo momma's so ugly, she used to work at a strip joint, and they payed her to keep her clothes on.

yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.

Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonaise on her asprin.

Yo momma's so dumb, she failed a survey!

Yo momma's so dumb, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!

Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate says "Expired"

Yo momma's so old, she sat behind jesus in the third grade.

Yo momma's so fat, her shadow weighs a hundred pounds.

Yo momma's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.

- just a few i thought i'd add. - if you recognise where thier from, go get more!

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Oh..My..Gosh

I'm in tears. LOL

Yo mama is like a public library, open to everyone ? LOOOOOOOOL.

Burn, baby, Burn.

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Your mama stands in front of a video store with fish and chips and a vanilla coke and burps at people. ):

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Yo momma's so tall she kicked God while doing a cartwheel

Yo momma's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn

Yo momma's like a light bulb, everyone could turn her on, even little kids.

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Yo momma's like a light bulb, everyone could turn her on, even little kids.

Rofl at that one.

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LOL, this HAS to be the most ridiculous topic ever.

Lol, Agreed that why I must reply to it.

Your mothers vagina is like a beach, there are crabs and sand EVERYWHERE.

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Yo momma's pussy is like a jungle. I got lost while exploring it :<

Yo momma is like 7Eleven. Open 24 hours and everyone gets a Slurpee for 5.99

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Yo momma's so fat that even Naruto can't believe it 8D

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

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lol funny topic:D Your mommas so ugly she looked out the window and got errested for indecent exposure.

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bad spelling *arrested.

Yo momma's so stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!

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Lol, Agreed that why I must reply to it.

Your mothers vagina is like a beach, there are crabs and sand EVERYWHERE.

Dammit Sean, I expected yours to be gut busting, knee slapping hilarious... This one is just knee slapping hilarious.



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