MikE~XII Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Hey guys lets post a lot of Your mama joke and dedicate it to DohplaY Heres mine\/ Yo mama is like a vacuum when you turn her On she starts sucking ~_~
drax13 Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Yo mommas so cheap, she uses her yeast infections to make bread. Grade 5 joke (cant believe I still remember it)------>yo mommas so cheap when I steeped on a cigarette but she said "who turned off the heater?" Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Kaboom Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed. usuxkthxbaii
Eclipse Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 Yo moma is a Vaccuum... She sucks... She Excretes... and she Stay stuck in the closet...
Pinkness Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 Ur moma is so fat she got hit by a bus and said who through that rock!
amithesex Posted April 4, 2008 Report Posted April 4, 2008 LOL, this HAS to be the most ridiculous topic ever.
akima Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Yo momma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license. Yo momma's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down. Yo momma's so ugly, she used to work at a strip joint, and they payed her to keep her clothes on. yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving. Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonaise on her asprin. Yo momma's so dumb, she failed a survey! Yo momma's so dumb, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it! Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate says "Expired" Yo momma's so old, she sat behind jesus in the third grade. Yo momma's so fat, her shadow weighs a hundred pounds. Yo momma's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train. - just a few i thought i'd add. - if you recognise where thier from, go get more!
Terroryst Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Yo mama is like a public library, open to everyone.
Damascus Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Yo momma's so stupid she failed a blood test.
SweetSerenity Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Oh..My..Gosh I'm in tears. LOL Yo mama is like a public library, open to everyone ? LOOOOOOOOL. Burn, baby, Burn.
» Pat Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Your mama stands in front of a video store with fish and chips and a vanilla coke and burps at people. ):
Damascus Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Yo momma's so tall she kicked God while doing a cartwheel Yo momma's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn Yo momma's like a light bulb, everyone could turn her on, even little kids.
» Pat Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Yo momma's like a light bulb, everyone could turn her on, even little kids. Rofl at that one.
Entropy Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 LOL, this HAS to be the most ridiculous topic ever. Lol, Agreed that why I must reply to it. Your mothers vagina is like a beach, there are crabs and sand EVERYWHERE.
Hrist Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Yo momma's pussy is like a jungle. I got lost while exploring it :< Yo momma is like 7Eleven. Open 24 hours and everyone gets a Slurpee for 5.99
SkullPanda Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Yo momma's so fat that even Naruto can't believe it 8D Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Nicola Posted April 18, 2008 Report Posted April 18, 2008 lol funny topic:D Your mommas so ugly she looked out the window and got errested for indecent exposure.
Nicola Posted April 18, 2008 Report Posted April 18, 2008 bad spelling *arrested. Yo momma's so stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
Terroryst Posted April 18, 2008 Report Posted April 18, 2008 Lol, Agreed that why I must reply to it. Your mothers vagina is like a beach, there are crabs and sand EVERYWHERE. Dammit Sean, I expected yours to be gut busting, knee slapping hilarious... This one is just knee slapping hilarious.
I Shoot Arrows Posted April 19, 2008 Report Posted April 19, 2008 Yo mama is so old, when I tapped her shoulder, her breast became dust.
Flush Posted April 19, 2008 Report Posted April 19, 2008 Your mama is SOOO FATT when she jump for joyyyy she get STUCK!
Chronic Posted April 20, 2008 Report Posted April 20, 2008 Your mamas like a gas station, I pay, she pumps.
